Hi, any tips for a newbie?

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  1. smartpolitician

    smartpolitician New Member

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    Hi, any tips for a newbie?
     
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    E_Pluribus_Venom Well-Known Member

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    Read the rules... obey. Enjoy yourself.
     
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    Floss after meals.
     
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    HonestJoe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Don't eat yellow snow.
     
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    Granny says, "Yea...

    ... ya won't find it inna rules...

    ... but don't sit on Uncle Ferd whilst he's nappin'...

    ... he wakes up all cranky an' grouchy...

    ... an' watch out so's ya don't step on possum's tail."
    :fart:
     
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    Pretend your Mother is reading everything you write..:mrgreen:
     
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    Run, fly, be free!!!
     
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    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    1. Read the TOS.
    2. Identify yourself (are you a liberal or a conservative?)
    3. Give me all your credits.

    :-D
     
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    HonestJoe Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I don't want to turn this in to an argument but I'd really advise against that. A number of people here will attack and condem on the basis of these largely meaningless binary labels regardless of what you're actually saying. I would strongly recommend not submitting to the labelling and make your political views your own through your posts.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    LMFAO!!!!

    Hello smartpolitician and welcome to the forum.

    I have some advice.
    Whatever you do have fun and gain some knowledge.
     
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