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Hitler v Stalin

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Steady Pie, Aug 26, 2019.

  1. Steady Pie

    Steady Pie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hi,

    Just wondering who would win in a hand to hand fight between Hitler and Stalin. We'll go with circa 1941.

    I note that Hitler was a lot younger, but Stalin was in a much greater weight class.
     
    Steady Pie, Aug 26, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Hitler would win because Stalin was handicapped by a stiff left elbow.
     
    Sallyally, Aug 26, 2019
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    Depends on when. Hitler was about 10 years younger, had been a good soldier in WWI and seemed a naturally brave man in his several encounters with violent political rivals, so up until 1942 I give him the edge. After that the drugs and possible Parkinson's takes over. He was a shadow of himself by 1944 while the war only seemed to make Stalin stronger. (except at first, when it seems to have nearly killed him)
     
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    Stalin because

    Beria would take down Hitler before he could get within arm's distance of Stalin.
     
    Moi621, Aug 29, 2019
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    Stalin. Hitler would blow a gasket when Stalin started making fun of his moustache . "My daughter can grow a better moustache "
     
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    Stalin was a lifelong smoker, while Hitler was not. That alone gives Hitler advantage because he wouldn’t have to catch his breath after each movement.
     
    Thedimon, Sep 2, 2019
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