I believe the Wright Brothers flight was faked.

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  1. Gorn Captain

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    No person has ever "flown" in a heavier-than-air machine. It's faked. A heavier-than-air machine CANNOT fly. It defies the laws of physics and God.

    "But, I've been on an airliner and ended up at my destination thousands of miles away". Faked. Manned aerial flight is a conspiracy by the Government, "air"line companies, "air"craft manufacturers etc....has been for 110 years.

    Here's what happens. You go to one of these "air"ports and walk down a ramp into a big thing with wings and "windows", right? And they close the door and you look out that "window" and see it "moving" towards a "runway" and then it "goes up in the air" and you see "clouds and the ground", right?

    Televisions. It's on tape.

    What's really happening is the thing is loaded into a pneumatic tube (built since the 1920s) that connects all the major cities of the world. That rush of "acceleration" you feel is you being shot through the tube. Leaving the New York or Boston tube station....whooshing underground at 100s of miles an hour...and popping out in Los Angeles or Dallas or whatever. Then they roll it back up to a ramp, you get off and ...tah-dah, you're at your destination. NOT ONCE going up in the air.

    "But, but...I've SEEN them take off". Mirrors and stage tricks. Any good magician can make a cape or a bunny rabbit or some girl in tights look like she's "flying".

    "What about all the bombs dropped in World War-II, etc.?" Faked. They made plane noises, used tricks to fool the Germans, English, French, Japanese, Russians, etc. and bombs already placed on the ground by demolition teams were detonated. You really think a bomb that could destroy an ENTIRE CITY could have been "loaded" on a "B-29" and "flown" over Hiroshima and Nagasaki????

    "What about aerial photographs?" Paintings. Super-realistic painting has been around for decades. And now, with computers, it's even easier. Google Earth is no more "real" than the "World of Warcraft".

    "What were those things that crashed into the Twin Towers?"....oh, please. Go to the 9/11 Forum and THAT is easily explained.
     
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    This one is *almost* as ridiculous as the real thing :clapping:
     
  3. Gorn Captain

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    PROVE to me that people have flown in "airplanes".
     
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    What are those things I see and hear flying above me that often leave contrails in the air? :D
     
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    Genetically altered birds.
     
  6. Durandal

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    There are also the times (2 in all) I've boarded a plane and ended up somewhere in Europe, not to mention the similar return trips to the US. Maybe they drugged me and rushed me back and forth some other way? Whatever it is, this is one complicated conspiracy.
     
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    Simpler than that, they're pterodactyls in shiny suits, flying by fartpower, hence the contrails...
     
  8. Gorn Captain

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    Projections. Simple stage magic. You see a woman floating on a stage for Harry Houdini....Harry simply told the Government and "Aircraft" Manufacturers how to do it to look like "airplanes".

    Emperor Constantine saw "crosses" in the air....were their jets back in the 4th Century?!?!? HA!

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    No more complicated than accepting the RIDICULOUS idea that something HEAVIER-than-air could go UP in the air.
     
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    I think your post is an illusion...POOF!!

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    I think your post is an illusion...POOF!!
     
  10. Gorn Captain

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    HA...I think your post countering my post is an illusion. POOF! POOF!!!!


    But fine, laugh....keep your blinders on sheeple. Keep shelling out your money to the Airline Industrial Complex who give you nothing more than a train ride with a nice "picture show".
     
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    The world is merely a drive-thru bank.
     
  12. Gorn Captain

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    There's no such thing as "banks".....but I'll leave that to another thread. (Have to go round up some Ron Paul folks first.)
     
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    I am sorry man, but though Physics, flight is possible though lift. If you put a piece of paper in front of a fan and it blows away....Its clearly heavier than air yet it is able to fly...If you make a paper airplane it is able to fly some distance.. Because of lift and air pressure it is possible for an airplane to fly. If your saying that every time I fly in a plane I am a part of an optical illusion, or is some sort of magic..This is silly.

    So birds cant fly? Kites?
     
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    See 'tongue in cheek'
     
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    Human beings are not paper nor birds nor kites. 10 tons of aluminum cannot fly. Try it sometime.

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    Shhhhhhh....I'm having fun. :)
     
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    That's true. I can go get some aluminium and toss it into the air. It won't fly. Point proven. :D
     
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    Hey, even if it's underground, it gets me there fast. If anything, the complexity of building giant underground tubes and hiding everything makes the price of an airline ticket seem cheap. Beside, "Snakes In A Tunnel" just doesn't sound as scary as the in-air version, even with Samuel L. Jackson starring.

    So, how long have you had your Flat Earth Society membership card?
     
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    Well...

    1. Fine. But all that money going to the Airline Industrial Complex....eventually ends up being owned by the Rothschilds and Hitler's Brain kept alive by Nazi/alien technology down in Argentina (New Pope is Argentinian...previous pope was German....Coincidence?!?!?!?!?)


    2. The Earth isn't flat.....it's cylindrical. The "globe" theory is propagated by the Globe-Making Industrial Complex....and where does all that money from schools for globes go????

    Yeah....you guessed it. See above.
     
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    Airplanes are faked. So are cars, homes and buildings.

    We all are subsisting in pods to provide energy to a giant machine controlled robotic universe, and what we perceive as reality are in reality digital signals sent to our brain through electronic connections fed into a giant Sim City like computer.

    I saw it on TV so it much be true.
     
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    This is exactly what they want you to believe. Granted, you've been able to see through the facade constructed by the sophist shill GORN CAPTAIN which was intended to appease the drooling proletariat, but you've stopped dead at the premise designed for more enlightened thinkers.

    Here's the reality for you.

    Man has had the ability to fly for thousands of years. Ancient mythologies spanning every continent and every society document man's evolutionary flight trait. The Romans had the Athenians. Mesoamericans had Quetzalcoatl. The middle east had angels and demons. Asia had Ninja and Shaolin. Archaeologically, the evidence is everywhere. Not only could man could fly, but he didn't need any machinery to do so. Even today the clues are abundant.

    Ever wonder why we are so genetically similar to birds that we are susceptible to avian flu, chicken pox, salmonella? Didn't it raise a few red flags for you when they changed the name from bird flu to avian flu? Too many people were catching on and discovering their latent ability to fly.

    Fight or flight response? It's in our genes. It's just been $UPPRE$$ED!!!!

    Ever have the flight dream and feel that flight is perfectly right and natural? It is!

    The son of Jor-El isn't just a theory. HE IS US.
     
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    Here's an ancient photograph of our flight aware ancestors.

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  22. Fangbeer

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    In 1912 explorer Helmut Drube shot this extraordinary footage in the Galapagos in which he documents man's recently rediscovered ability to fly.

    [video=youtube;JE_F0o3xGJE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE_F0o3xGJE[/video]
     
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    Excellent post.

    I totally agree.

    I don't believe airplanes even fly today.

    It's all part of a big conspiracy by the oil companies to drive up the price of oil.
     
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    You've woken up.....get the word out to others. Faking the Moon Landing was small potatoes.....the REAL Conspiracy is the Aviation Conspiracy!!!!
     
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    Next time you get into one of those tubes. As it is accelerating, lean forward in your seat and see what happens.
     

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