I Challenge Libhater on any political topic with 22,000 credits to the winner

In case you missed it, this isn't about me.

 

In case you missed it, this isn't about me.

 

Did you say that twice in case I missed it...

 

It was worth repeating. LOL

 

Instead of a debate, how about this;

I could simply pit jmpet and Libhater, one against the other, in The Coliseum of Death.

I’ll have them oiled-up and sweaty, battling each other bare-chested on the sandy coliseum floor, armed only with chains and shields.
The crowds of on-looking scantily-clad female slave girls will roar with approval at the savage nobility of such a death-match!

And after a brutal and bloody battle, when one of them has the other laying naked and bleeding at his feet, and the crowd is at a thunderous pitch, the apparent victor will look up to me for my holy guidance.

I will rise to my feet, and step forward on the dais, a look of sage contemplation on my wise & royal visage. The crowd will hush.
The lone standing competitor will raise his eyes to me, his chest heaving with exhaustion, bleeding nipples cooling visibly with perspiration and grit.

Finally, I will raise my muscular, tanned forearm to the sky, my thumb standing horizontal from my mighty fist.
A tern will cry out overhead, and the shrill, beckoning noise will echo over the quiet and expectant congregation, adding an eerie touch of suspenseful calm to the scene.

Then, with a dramatic and decisive motion, I stab my thumb…… skyward!
The vanquished is to live! What a kind and beneficent verdict!
The crowd gasps their approval. A bevy of slave girls fall at my feet, weeping their thanks and admiration.

I motion for my guards to gather the torn and bleeding jmpet & Libhater from the coliseum floor and have them sent to my royal baths.
They will serve me well, those two. Yes indeedy, they will serve me with loyalty and meek, subservient gratitude.
Either that, or I’ll have their entire family put to death.

Wait;
what were we talking about?

 

A fine piece of homoerotic fantasy there mate.

 

For awhile there, I thought the intro to some sort of really weird porno.

 

Thanks.
I originally wrote that bit (for some close friends) in response to an email exchange wherein we were discussing the girls from The Partridge Family and The Brady Bunch, and how much we would liked to have sex with them.
In my earlier version, the bare-chested competitors were Marcia Brady and Laurie Partridge.

Nah.
In my really weird porno bits, I always have midgets and live, shaved goats.

 

Instead of posting a thread as a challenge to Libhater and allowing Libhater to come up with the topic...couldn't of you just post to one of his threads? And debate there?

 

That's in my nightmares tonight.

 

what's with all the midgets tonight?

 

Hilarious!!!

How about a thread dedicated to: "Funniest Threads / Posts"

I nominate this one.

 

Did he ever answer your challenge?

Right wingers don't know how to debate intelligently. All they do is to get overly emotional and make insults when they are beaten. And they are always SOUNDLY beaten on this forum each and every day. Why? Because they are ignorant, hate the Truth, and worse of all, they hate America.

 

This is sad but true. Why is it that there are very few conservatives on this board capable of debate?

 

An interesting analysis.

Profoundly ignorant, immature, and staggeringly-dull, but still interesting.


Please tell me, ma'am, how you and Heroclitus came to such a conclusion?

 

Well Lady, all you need is to read the posts that have been made on this forum. Open your limited mind and you may learn something.

 

Looks like Libhater is playing the rope-a-dope trick to let you punch yourself out.

 

I wouldn't go quite that far.

 

I would have replied sooner, madam, but I was banned for a week.
(I have a bad habit of telling the truth, which is an uncomfortable concept to many on the internet.)

Re; the characterization, "Right-wingers don't know how to debate intelligently. All they do is to get overly emotional and make insults when they are beaten. And they are always SOUNDLY beaten on this forum each and every day. Why? Because they are ignorant, hate the Truth, and worse of all, they hate America".........

Is it your assertion that that is a broad-minded, intelligent statement?
Really?

I myself am an independent free-thinker.
I personally find any and all such generalizations (regarding either Libs or Right Wingers) boring, stale, tedious, biased, and ignorant.

Not everybody fits neatly into one neat little box or corner, you see.
This 'you are either left or 'right' view of the world is indeed limited and narrow minded.

And that is not an opinion, little sister.
It is a fact.

 

You're a rightie, aren't you.

An independent, free thinking rightie.

 

Can't believe I read 3 pages into this thread , but it was worth it for this post. Funny (*)(*)(*)(*).