I went whiteface once (in that I looked like I was dying) and then I puked it was on the stroke of midnight 1999-2000 new year. I later found out I puked on everyone's coats and when I asked I framed another individual for my crimes. Felt fine afterwards had a great night. This is all true
Just before I got married they gathered in an attempt to blue my balls with layout fluid, but one armed Mr. Buck told them they couldn't do it.