If Einstein posted on this forum

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    If Einstein had tried to explain his theory of relativity on a political forum, he would have gotten responses like these:

    1. What are you smoking, dude?

    2. A patent clerk watching the trains go by. Just another overpaid government bureaucrat with too much time on his hands.

    3. It’s just a theory.

    4. Anybody can sit in a comfy chair and write down his ideas. Come back when you’ve created jobs or actually accomplished something.

    5. Spend all you time thinking about the universe? Not much happening in the bedroom, right?
     
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    He would have quoted my posts because he was kind of a smart dude.
     
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    He would have been jealous of my doo even if I was having a bad hair day.
     
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    Yes.... he would have gotten comments much like this!!!!


    Could we have had some posters here who may know things that would have astonished Dr. Einstein if he had been given some new drug to give him two centuries of health and mental clarity??????

    Then again......... I could be wrong about this?!?!




    The Philosophical implications of Multiverse Theory?

     
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    http://wisdomquotes.com/albert-einstein-quotes/

    A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.
    To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.
    I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
    I, an old man, greet you schoolchildren from afar and hope that your generation may some day put mine to shame.
    There is a race between mankind and the universe. Mankind is trying to build bigger, better, faster, and more foolproof machines. The universe is trying to build bigger, better, and faster fools. So far the universe is winning.
     
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    A near death experiencer claims to have met Dr. Einstein during his brush with death.

    Personally I believe his account due largely to the way that it unfolds in a manner that Christian Andreason himself never would have expected. He even learned some Yiddish words from Dr. Einstein.

    http://www.allaboutchristian.com/spirituality/


     
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    Maybe he could have finally answered how many genders there were......
     
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    6. Typical antifa mind control.
    7. Pseudo-science.
    8. More Right-wing fake science that can't be proved.
    9. Paid for by George Soros.
    10. Is that what they're indoctrinating young minds with today? Exactly how does that prepare anyone for a good-paying job? Just stick to the 3-R's--Reading Writing, and Arithmetic. Ok, wait...that's one R, one W, and one A.
     
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    Yo'all had it rite in the first place … Reading, Riting and Rithmatic.
     
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    Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic---Ok, I get it now. How did I miss that for all these years?;)
     
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    6. Post the evidence, post your so called experts, then once he did post the evidence, there would be a lot of misdirects and theory would probably never be published because of the frustration and time spent trying to respond to political trolls.

    7. Another liberal elitist talking point.
    8. Fake news propaganda
    9. Just another way to get me to pay higher taxes for government funded research that goes nowhere.
     
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