I'm claiming refugee status

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  1. Well Bonded

    Well Bonded Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    At least not put in cages by ice.

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    Note the red Telemundo hat in the foreground.

    https://www.telemundo.com/
     
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  2. ToddWB

    ToddWB Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Wife sent me on a mission into a 3rd world narco state (next door!). Took a round trip through two separate camps of heavily armed men, was interrogated by both camps, and paid a small "toll" of $1.50 to pass. It was to get a kilo of fresh corn tortillas ($1). Why? Because wife said so, you don't want the person that prepared your food unhappy, (nor your wife), it takes less time than arguing with her, I'd do love her and would do the same at the drop of a hat, it made big points that I would drop everything else and do so, and I really do like fresh corn tortillas right off the tortilla press machine.



    Oh and I did establish a best time for the run of 29 minutes! LOL
     
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    Studebaker for sure. '52?
     
  4. ToddWB

    ToddWB Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Bullet nosed convertible.... good guess!

    It could be yours for a mere $180K, and it comes with a 600 acre ranch, right on the border of Mex/Tex
     
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    Thingamabob Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Right on the border? I think maybe you should move it PDQ, ese, or it will end up like this, ¿que no?

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  6. ToddWB

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    Naw.. we already have an nearly impassable barrier, thorny plants, sharp rocks, sun scorched terrain, and a huge mountain chain.
    Showed some clients the river once, I said "see that streak of green moss? That's it" and looking at a fish skeleton in an even dryer part I said "see! it's even got fish in it!" Then when the Border Patrol showed up 15 minutes later (good response time considering we were 16 miles out of town!) I threw up my hands and said "I surrender, I want food stamps, health insurance and free housing!" Good laugh all the way around.
     
  7. Gorgeous George

    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    All the way around what? A campfire at a kkk meeting?
     
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    ToddWB Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I dunno.. what's it like around a KKK campfire?
     
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    racism and hatred and much braggadocio. I read about it in a magazine.
     

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