In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands

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  1. Wehrwolfen

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    April 9, 2018

    LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately.
    “No excuses: there is never a reason to have hands in a modern, civil society. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law,” Khan said at a press conference announcing the new policy during which he revealed that he has had his own hands surgically removed as a good-faith move to jump-start the new regulations.
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    At publishing time, rumors were swirling that the mayor was planning on banning feet after two handless men got into a quarrel and began kicking each other.


    Source: http://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-growing-number-of-fistfights-london-mayor-bans-hands/

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    Hmm.... Satire today. Reality tomorrow. Well, at least he’s not trying to disarm everyone.
    Wait’ll you hear how he plans to stop rapes.

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