It snowed last night

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  1. Margot2

    Margot2 Banned

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    Snowed Last Night

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man...women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

    8:37 - Accused of using a black face on the snowman...snow persons.

    8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

    8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied
    "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

    10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes!
     
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    At least no one shot it. Things are looking up.
     
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    I thought it was very cute.. and funny enough to share.
     
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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It sounds like it is here in CA.

    So amusing I sent it to my mailing list. Thanks a lot.
     
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