A guy's wife hollers at him, “get out, get out.” As he's leaving, she says, “I wish you a long and miserable death.” He replied, “so now you want me to stay?” A guy catches his son masturbating. He says, “don't do that; you’ll go blind.” His son says, “I'm over here, dad.” Two guys and a woman are stranded on an island. After a few weeks, she feels so guilty for what she’s been doing that she kills herself. A few weeks later, the guys feel so guilty for what they’re doing that they bury her. A few weeks later, the two guys feel so guilty for what they’re doing that they dig her up.
