Justify turns down White House invite

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  1. CourtJester

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    Breaking: Justify turns down invitation to White House. Asked why, the TripleCrown winner said “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would’ve finished second.”
     
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    Who cares! I saw him down on all fours during the national anthem.
     
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    That was a funny joke, well played.

    But I think it would be great if he invited Justify, he could do a photo op feeding the horse a carrot, man the liberals would become out of control, pundits would point out that somehow it is animal abuse, they would tell us for 5 weeks how the horse is going to die now,then they would speculate, no wait, confirm that Trump had an affair with Justify. They would interview other horses that would say that "yes, yes Trump rode me hard" I KNEW IT, would scream Rachel Maddow.
     
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    Dirty Donald's excuse would be, I reached for the saddle but the saddle wasn't there so I ran six inches up the old gray mare.
     
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    Ha, good one. Hi Falcon welcome to the forum, you and I rarely see eye to eye, but I'm glad you are here.

    StarFox
     
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    Donald will call him an animal, then the left will be all over horse rights and CNN will show more "proof" of how the Don dehumanizes everyone...even horses.
     
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    Hi Fox,I see Jitts617 and Xman here also.
     

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