Left-Wing Fake News: Trump Sucker-Punches Pence

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  1. Space_Time

    Space_Time Well-Known Member

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    Amazing! An acknowledgement of fake news from the Left. And from the left-wing littlegreenfootballs.com website to boot!

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/323853_Left-Wing_Fake_News-_Trump_Suc

    Left-Wing Fake News: Trump Sucker-Punches Pence
    Yeah, there's clickbait for gullible liberals too
    By Khal Wimpo (wounded at Bowling Green)rss
    MOONBATS • 2 days, 1 hour ago • Views: 275

    https://extranewsfeed.com/reports-o...ump-and-pence-has-nation-on-edge-9f8ad3fc3287

    We’ve all condemned the weak-minded RWNJs for falling for obvious clickbait falsehoods aimed at exploiting their unconscious wishful thinking about Obama, Hilary, #pizzagate, Seth Rogers, Mr. Rogers, Roger Wilco Space Janitor, RamRom Space Knight, etc. etc. etc.


    It’s going to be a long time before all this settles down.
    So here’s one that crossed my feed this morning:

    Reports Of Shoving Match Between Trump And Pence Has Nation On Edge
    President called VP a “traitor,” then threw sucker punch that left second-in-command with possible concussion

    Despite its being clearly labeled as “satire,” the hysterical … um, I don’t want to use the pejorative “moonbat” but Christ, we gotta come up with a label for the hyperventilating lefties amongst us … but yeah, some folks amongst us, prone to freakouts & drama, are now going as far afield as the loons who breathlessly spread all the Benghazi & MailGate bullshit.

    Although.

    These paragraphs made me appreciate the comic genius at work here:

    Mr. Trump became enraged, yelling, “Look, you goody two-shoes Christian Ken doll, I’m the ****ing President of the United States, alright, and I’ll dress, or undress, any way I like.”
    The senior official reporting the incident, a woman, then said that the president briefly flashed his “willy” through his pajama bottoms, causing Mr. Pence to quickly usher the female staff members to the door.
    When Mr. Pence’s back was turned, Mr. Trump accused his vice-president of maneuvering to take his job. “You’ve been plotting with Priebus to become POTUS from day one, you stupid, bible-thumping turncoat!”

    Reince Priebus demonstrates how Mr. Trump likes to dangle his pecker out of his pants from time-to-time — a quirk Mr. Pence observed firsthand Thursday.

    At that point, Vice-President Pence turned and approached Mr. Trump in an apparent effort to calm him down. The president shoved him and Mr. Pence shoved back. Then the president tossed both his cowboy hat and toupee into the air to distract the vice-president while he threw a powerful sucker punch that knocked the former Indiana governor to the floor.
     
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    toddwv Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    People actually get their news from a site called "Little Green Footballs?" Really? :roflol:
     
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    Yup, and their journalists sources are talking mushrooms.
     
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    Littlegrenfootballs used to be a rght wing site until

    On November 30, 2009, Johnson blogged that he was disassociating himself with "the right," writing: "The American right wing has gone off the rails, into the bushes, and off the cliff. I won't be going over the cliff with them." He has been heavily critical of conservatives and libertarians since then.[6]
     
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    And then there are the ones who get their news from Conservative Tree House.
     
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    Space_Time Well-Known Member

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    Lesh is correct, LGF was a conservative site. The migration to the Left actually began in 2007 when site administrator Charles Johnson saw people in the US anti-jihad movement associating themselves with European far-right parties. The entire story of his conversion to the Left is laid out in this 2012 interview with alternet:

    http://www.alternet.org/story/15530..._blogger_who_realized_conservatives_are_crazy

    There was a major purge of posters after his conversion with thousands banned. A former poster started a mocking site which is here:

    https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/
     
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    Haha
     

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