Lesson about Whales

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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because - even though it was very large mammal - its throat was very small.

    the little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
     

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