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  1. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Looks like the shop aspires to become a supermarket then. Or has delusions of grandeur. [​IMG]
     
    cerberus, Feb 24, 2019
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    When you're the biggest game in town you've earned the title. They sell gas too. They used to have quick take out as well, the problem was you had to order a day ahead. Never really caught on for some reason.
     
    StillBlue, Feb 24, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Lee S is so old, when he was a kid, rainbows were black and white.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 25, 2019
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  4. Lee S

    Lee S Moderator Staff Member Past Donor

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    If only I was really as young as that. Actually I am so old that when I was a kid and got thirsty, we didn't have water so we had to smash two hydrogen atoms into an oxygen atom to get a drink. My social security number has a single digit.
     
    Lee S, Feb 25, 2019
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    BuckyBadger Well-Known Member

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    @Mr_Truth took his last test using crayons and failed. :roflol:
     
    BuckyBadger, Feb 25, 2019
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  6. Mr_Truth

    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    PLEASE don't give away my secret! :dead:
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 25, 2019
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    BuckyBadger Well-Known Member

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    @Mr_Truth has 3 brain cells and 2 of them are used to open and close his eyes. :roflol:
     
    BuckyBadger, Feb 25, 2019
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Bucky is pissed that we won the Paul Bunyan ax this year:


    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 25, 2019
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    BuckyBadger Well-Known Member

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    ROFLMAO - We won it the previous 14 years in a row. Here, take a win. LOL

    How is that Viking trophy case? Still empty???? LOL
     
    BuckyBadger, Feb 25, 2019
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  10. Mr_Truth

    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Well at least the Twins won the World Series unlike your Brewers. ;)
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 25, 2019
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    Hoosier8, Feb 25, 2019
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    Low blow. But we did have Coop:

    [​IMG]

    Still may favorite baseball player of all time. You had "kirby puckett"...lol

    At least the Packers won the Super Bowl 4 times, unlike your Vikings who have never won it. ;)
     
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    BuckyBadger, Feb 25, 2019
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  13. Derideo_Te

    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Young whippersnapper!

    I was the janitor who had to show a wet behind the ears God where the breaker switch was so that he could turn on the lights of the Universe.
     
    Derideo_Te, Feb 26, 2019
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    Only because he ate them
     
    Liberty Monkey, Feb 26, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    We said lies :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Feb 26, 2019
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    Punks. There wouldn't have been a big bang without me there to hear it
     
    StillBlue, Feb 26, 2019
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    I can remember seeing you just sitting in the grandstand on your mommy's lap while I putting together the display and laying out the fuses.
     
    Derideo_Te, Feb 26, 2019
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    The worst part??? It was a blood test and he had stayed up all nite studying for it.
     
    BaghdadBob, Feb 26, 2019
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    Ya dirty rat - you keep giving away my secret!!
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 26, 2019
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Actually, that's what a buddy of mine in order to deliberately fail the Army's draft physical exam ~ and it worked!
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 26, 2019
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    Mr_Truth Well-Known Member

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    Coop sure was a good guy - won the Roberto Clemente Award which is a favorite among the players.

    As for the Vikes, I'm a Giants fan and have been since the late 1950s. :)
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 26, 2019
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    DAMN!!! You ARE old. It's people like you bankrupting social security
     
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    StillBlue, Feb 26, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My eldest lad was wanting to do psychology at school so part of his work experience, he went to work in a school for those with severe learning difficulties, like young adults that couldn't read, write or fully talk.

    He remembers the poor souls eating the paints and only laughed because the teachers laughed, I kid you not.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 26, 2019
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Yup! You can tell that just by looking at this family gathering from last Thanksgiving.

    [​IMG]
     
    Derideo_Te, Feb 27, 2019
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    If they didn't mean for you to eat it why did they make it taste so damn good?
     
    StillBlue, Feb 27, 2019
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