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Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    I know, Anti-freeze is Soo delicious.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Feb 27, 2019
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  2. StillBlue

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    Mixed with the right wine, magnifique!
     
    StillBlue, Feb 27, 2019
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  3. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    SallyAlly was an obscure bistro singer until she changed her name to Lady Gaga
     
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    Aleksander Ulyanov, Feb 27, 2019
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  4. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Curses, all is discovered!
     
    Sallyally, Feb 27, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Now that I'm unmasked, I can reveal that I'm going to do a cover of Aleksander Ulyanov's well known musical opus.
     
    Sallyally, Feb 27, 2019
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  6. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Hotdogr has stopped wetting the bed.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 27, 2019
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    Nonnie fails to pick up after taking a dump on the streets.
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 27, 2019
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  8. Mr_Truth

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    this is what Nonnie looks like before his weekly trip to the salon:

    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 27, 2019
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    Derideo_Te, Feb 28, 2019
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  10. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Mr_Truth once bought a tyre (tire) pump because his car battery was flat.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 28, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    @Derideo_Te thought that lightening was God taking photos. So instead of screaming, Derideo would look up and say, "Cheese".
     
    Nonnie, Feb 28, 2019
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    Er, um, uh, do you think it's normal to scream at lightning?
     
    StillBlue, Feb 28, 2019
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  13. BaghdadBob

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    @Derideo_Te ran three miles the other day. Finally he said “Here lady, keep your damned purse”.

    I do have to applaud him, though, for knawing through the leather straps just to post here everyday. :applause:
     
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  14. BaghdadBob

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    Would it surprise you? It shouldn't. When he was ten his parents moved to Birmingham. He found them when he was 14.
     
    BaghdadBob, Feb 28, 2019
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    I'm impressed by Nonnie's physical prowess. Though his computer beat him at chess, he totally destroyed his computer at kickboxing. :razz:
     
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    BaghdadBob, Feb 28, 2019
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    Mr_Truth hires Nonnie as his chauffeur:

    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 28, 2019
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    @BaghdadBob was evicted for lowering the tone of the trailer park.

    [​IMG]
     
    Derideo_Te, Feb 28, 2019
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    Hey, wait - I think that's my house, not his!
     
    Mr_Truth, Feb 28, 2019
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    That sure looks like a good napping chair front. Can you see the neighbor's tv from there?
     
    StillBlue, Feb 28, 2019
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    When @Derideo_Te was a kid his parents used to tell him, "Son, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, he went to the cellar door, and he pushed it, and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things. Things he had never seen before, like...
    trees.
    Grass.
    Flowers.
    The Sun...
     
    BaghdadBob, Feb 28, 2019
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  21. Nonnie

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    I actually beat it at cribbage but my knees won't allow kickboxing :(
     
    Nonnie, Feb 28, 2019
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    Nonnie swallowed a sea slug on a dare and deficated ink for days...he thought he drank too much wine.
     
    tecoyah, Mar 3, 2019
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    Tecoyah gave up a successful career as a "second storey man", (cat burglar) in order to become a PF gadfly.
    "The money is terrible, but it's less stressful" he quipped on his retirement.
     
    Sallyally, Mar 3, 2019
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    Sally was forced to quit he job at "The Palace" due to possible riots breaking out because of her act. Fortunately Black Sky Aerospace recruited her to help build their Mars colony.

    The red planet should be a lot of fun.
     
    tecoyah, Mar 4, 2019
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    Allegedly, @Sallyally and @Lee S covered each other in chocolate and licked it off one another. A guy in a pub told me, Scouts honour.
     
    Nonnie, Mar 4, 2019
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