Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. Mr_Truth

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    what? you sure that's not a doctored pic?
     
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    Wedding day about a decade ago....she looks even better now.
     
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    Mazel tov!!!
     
  4. BaghdadBob

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    The thought of that made me throw up a little in my mouth. :evil:
     
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    @Lee S has just picked up his cream from the doctors for his rash that's in a peculiar place.
     
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    BaghdadBob throws up in his mouth on purpose because he likes the flavor of Bile....he gave up tasting his dogs when it started chewing gum.
     
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    Nonnie went to an exotic restaurant last night and tried armadillo. It tasted just like porcupine.
     
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    Notorious car thief, “Wheels” Tecoyah Smith, has finally been tracked down to a large shed on the outskirts of Detroit.
    A neighbour became suspicious about the cars arriving in the middle of the night.
    He notified the police about the pile of car bodies behind the shed.
    “It was becoming a fire hazard”, Carl Hansen, 26, of Hooverville complained.
     
  9. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I would have gotten away with it too...if it weren't for them meddling kids and that damn dog.
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sally is an Alias for Margaret Cunneen because she is forbidden to post on public forums, she is also the inspiration and model for artist Rosemary Valadons latest Femme fatal exhibition.
     
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  11. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    You’ve outed me!
     
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  12. Gorgeous George

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    that was not supposed to get out.

    is nothing sacred anymore?
     
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    Sally's Sacred Alley doesn't get out as much as it used to.

    She just TURNS "wood" instead nowadays.

    ;)
     
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    oh, the innuendo. is mind blasting :bomb:
     
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    hey! i resemble that remark o_O
     
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    No problem, nothing for you to worry about, they're blasting minds.
     
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    Blaster3 is the unofficial and secret Trump advisor that created "The Wall" after his rival Kelly Anne came up with the Red baseball cap to put Reagans saying on.
     
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    StillBlue likes the taste of pickle ice cream with warm,flat stout beer....but only when Ice Fishing.
     
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    Boy, that takes me back.
     
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    yep, i blasted my mind a loooong time ago, still recoverin, i think, well as much as one could think without a mind, mind you, not sayin you have a mind, just sayin... make it stop, please, oh just stop it now, or later, whenever's good, stop it! dammit, worse than that tune that gets stuck in yer head for days, weeks, months, millennias...
     
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    Go ahead, I don't mind.
     
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    Aaagghh!
     
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    Mushroom uses an obsolete Barbie computer and thinks he's a computer guru!
     
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    Wait, I need to get a snickers.
     
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    What kind of pickle flavor?

    Belay that. I don't want to know.
     

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