Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. Gorgeous George

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    I've got a blowtorch you can borrow!
     
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    had me at 'blow'... torch turned me off
     
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    You need to learn how to hold your head right.
     
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    I figured that. flatulence is very explosive.
     
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    i prefer to be blastered... maybe that's plastered, i'll get back to ya on that, maybe...
     
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    Thanks for the warning.
     
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    Hoosier8 has always been a little funny in the head after he got hit in the head by a chair thrown by Bobby Knight.
     
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    Old man fred wants people to donate their kidney stones to his personal collection.

    Why?

    He's starting a rock garden.
     
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    SallyAlly said she was "on a roll this week".

    Gorgeous George replied, "Sounds yummy. I'll be by with some Grey Poupon."
     
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    What good will Grey Poupon do for all that hay? :eek:
     
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    Hoosier8 is allergic to feathers.
     
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    I was talking about a hot dog bun roll not a roll in the hay.
     
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    Hoosier8 saved a woman from being raped yesterday.
    He stopped chasing her.
     
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    Sallyally didn't eat my cat
     
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    Gorgeous George learned bukkaki is a good way to get pink eye
     
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    is that why he switched to practicing buccaca?
     
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    No, That'll getcha pink eye too
     
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    butt he didn't know that at the time, two lessons aren't always better than one
     
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    pink eye only happens when you're the pissee not the pisser.

    I have beautiful baby blue eyes.

    Is that clear?
     
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    Phew!o_O
     
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    Liberty monkey, aka Taffy, is really a Welshman!
     
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    We thought The Human Orchid was dead!
    1604E232-A039-4D77-B2F9-5C7B287DA244.jpeg
     
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    Extremely Gorgeous (sigh!).
     
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    He wears blimey trousers.
     
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