Make up outrageous lies about other members

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  1. Gorgeous George

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    Dutch's wife found him with his thumb in a dyke.
     
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    Robert E. Allen is God!
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Haha
     
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    in his defense, the dyke enjoyed the thumbing
     
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  5. Derideo_Te

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    That explains a lot!
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    He does like his sheep ;)
     
  7. Gorgeous George

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    Baaaa!
     
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    LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    When @Lee S was suffering from Cyroaudiovascularmalexia, Hillary Clinton came to his rescue.
     
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  10. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Oh no he isn't !
     
  11. DennisTate

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    I once saw Daniel Mulhern sweep up an ant or two or three.........
    rescue them by taking them out of my basement......
    and then feeding them a solution of brown sugar and water??????
     
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    Dennis Tate is actually the reincarnation of Maggie Thatcher but there was mix-up that sent her to Canada.
     
  13. Liberty Monkey

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    We said lies
     
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    Thingamabob Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I am a NATO advocate.
     
  15. DennisTate

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    Thank you.... Maggie Thatcher was indeed one of all time favourite political leaders.......

    I grew up practicing speech while doing forestry....... with lectures by Garner Ted Armstrong and Presidential candidate and President Ronald Reagan in my head!

    Tecoyah may actually one of my biggest fans.... but he is playing the role of the Devil's Advocate and acting like he is my nemesis!!!!!

    Look at this:

    http://www.politicalforum.com/index...ing-a-bear-market-and.558730/#post-1070767963


    Tecoyah's comment is actually one of the nicest possible things that he could possibly have done for me......... and nobody who has read over a hundred of his posts could possibly think that he doesn't well understand that fact!!!!!
     
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    Dennis Tate is actually an Ent.
    They aren’t normally known for being politically active and he has a curiously endearing legend.
    He has shared that he has a nice wife and that he works as a janitor.
    This prevents any outsider from enquiring too closely and discovering his existence as a mobile tree!
     
  17. Liberty Monkey

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    Sallyally once beat a monkey in a knife fight with her handbag.
     
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    LM is that monkey.
     
  19. tecoyah

    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sally secretly desires to experience the rare "Monkey Position" at least once in her life. She has been on a search for a man capable of the intricate acrobatics required to no avail, but has practiced being the victim in her mirrors.
     
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    The Monkey Position requires the ability to remain suspended by the tail for an extended time. There aren’t many men with tails.
     
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    There are "creative" alternative substitutes for "tails"! ;)
     
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    didn't you mean 'swinging from the vine', or is that a different 'monkey'
     
  23. DennisTate

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    Aha yes.... I had to look that one up........
    although I read Lord of the Rings back in the '70's i had forgotten
    about those seriously cool tree people / Elders..........

    ... .now how am I going to get Sallyally back for that one?????????

    .... Maggie back again as an ancient Tree person.... .cool!!!!
     
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    TexasRepublican's free speech has been squelched by liberal democrats. He has started a go fund me to hire lawyers to get his free speech restored.
    Stay tuned for the trial of the century that will ultimately reach the KKKangroo supreme court.
     
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    Dennis Tate is an extremely stable and powerful intellect of great importance to Canadian Politics.
     

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