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Man's Favorite Pasttime ?

Discussion in 'Other Off-Topic Chat' started by Foolardi, May 7, 2012.

  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Feelin' Sorry for hisself.
     
    Foolardi, May 7, 2012
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    Ain't that the truth ... :(

    I had two (2) Double Bogies yesterday. :(
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Fudging about his golf handicap.
     
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    it is not my favorite im mearly acomplished at it i prefer to masturbate then move on to the pass time you mentioned
     
    stig42, May 8, 2012
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    Himself. It's himself.

    As for favourite pass-times, mine seems to be talking (*)(*)(*)(*) on forums and reading. (*)(*)(*)(*) feeling sorry for myself, I live in England I have a job and a child and a woman - I'm up on most just there. I'm very much affected by the weather, which makes me gladly welcome global warming. Biblical floods wouldn't be so bad, the planet is in need of a makeover of some sort. We're not much but a virus with shoes and I've always fancied being an animal of lesser intelligence... less to think about, y'know? It's like the Buddhists say we achieved this life as a result of previous Karma, which makes me assume I was a bastard in a previous life... hopefully I'll do better next time and come back as male lion, or something, hang around in the desert being lazy and have women bring me food.

    Oh dear... now I'm feeling sorry for myself.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No actually for some american vernacular,chiefly the South,the dialect
    may be better suited with a possessive reflexive form of " hissself " instead of
    himself.Ex. { He cut hisself shaving }.
    Imagine Mark Twain ... Or better still Jack London,one of my favorite writers.
    " He stands behind the dealer and sees that same dealer give hisself four
    aces offen the bottom of the deck. " Notice the use of " offen ".
    -- Burning Daylight
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No actually for some american vernacular,cheifly the South,the dialect
    may be better suited with a possessive reflexive form of " hissself " instead of
    himself.Ex. { He cut hisself shaving }.
    Imagine Mark Twain ... Or better still Jack London,one of my favorite writers.
    " He stands behind the dealer and sees that same dealer give hisself four
    aces offen the bottom of the deck. " Notice the use of " offen ".
    -- Burning Daylight
     
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    OK... I'm English. But I'll bear that in mind, and apologies on the correction :)
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    " The consequence of those measures will be the best apology for my conduct "
    -- Daniel Defoe
     
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    Hahahahaha.. you don't know much about the South, do you?
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The first vernacular one learns in the south is ... Y'all.
    Then ... Have a Good un.Or Have a good one.
    Plus ... What's Goin' On !
     
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    I thought men's favourite pastime was hoarding empty boxes. And sticks. What does the phrase "that would make a great stirring stick" mean?
     
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    Heh. People need to envision the hole properly...then the strokes drop, and no need to fudge. ;-)
     
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