Much needed levity... Man uses nude mannequins to get revenge after neighbor’s fence dispute

Like many of y'all I've had some interesting neighbors between So Cal & the E-coast. Generally speaking, I would have to say that the west coast is 'generally' more chill, imho. Boston & towns west & north of the city, is the only enclave that I personally have encountered on the northern 1/3 of the E-coast that is not way uptight (NYC being the worst), lol. Care to opine on 'interesting' neighbors or neighborhood experiences, like the one below? I would have to agree w/ the old adage 'good (tall) fences make for good neighbors'.


A California man who was forced to shorten his fence over a neighbor’s complaints got the perfect revenge — by setting up a garden party of nude mannequins that is now in full view of the next-door home.

Jason Windus of Santa Rosa said he built the tall fence to keep his dogs in his yard, but after a neighbor complained, the city forced him to reduce the height or face a fine, KTVU FOX 2 reported. Windus chopped it to the maximum 36 inches, and then set up five naked mannequins — with some standing and others seated on chairs in his yard.

“I don’t know who it is and I’m sure they’re not going to come forward,” Windus told the news outlet of the protesting neighbor. “And even if they do, this is just a statement for them — maybe mind your own business a little bit.”

https://nypost.com/2019/03/20/man-uses-nude-mannequins-to-get-revenge-after-neighbors-fence-dispute/

 

i feel the same with women; just get me used to modern women in modern times.

 

So you want to put up metaphorical walls between us scary women folk, lol... This should be interesting, pray tell - care to expound...

 

Mannequins and Womaquins.

 

Of course your eyes didn't gravitate toward that 'mannequin' chillin in the back w/ their 'junk' on display, lol... Bet the neighbors liked those x 2 cats the best. I think we all know (in great, great, great detail) your "inclinations" at this point HWGA...

 

Just the tip of the iceberg, my dear.

He should have made it a gay orgy.

 

what walls? "just get me used to modern women in modern times".

 

From what U're describing you've been living under a rock for a millennia or so... what exactly do you mean, lol?

 

Women in modern times are awesome. The best part is gender fluidity. After a threesome, a gf told me that she thinks she's 15% lesbian.

The next day I was having coffee with an old gf and told her what my new gf had said - that she thinks she's 15% lesbian. She looked at me, smiled and said, "We all are".

 

i have really low numbers and very little practice and am quite bashful as a result.

 

i think i may prefer women who love to "break in" the new guy.

 

U continue to befuddle me, lol. As in U don't have a pulse... What are these #'s your referring to... this is like verbal charades.

 

women seem so much more "ambitious and proactive" when "gold" is involved.

 

It can be tough to have owners with dogs live right next to people who do not have dogs.

Dogs can cause all sorts of problems, which those who do not own them want nothing to do with.

When people are living in close proximity to each other you either have all sorts of potential problems that could exist, or you have to deal with pesky ordinances and rules telling you how you are allowed to do everything.

 

I suppose I agree, I've always been the one falling in luv w/ the neighborhood dogs, lol. I even adopted one when a neighbor's house went into foreclosure. I do see your point though...