One of the Trumpy insurrectionists died because he tasered himself in the balls

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  1. Statistikhengst

    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    REPORT: Rioter Died After Tasering Himself In The Balls - Joe.My.God.

    Who was Kevin Greeson? Alabama man who died in Capitol riots had a heart attack 'in the midst of the excitement' | MEAWW

    Sometimes art imitates life, or something like that.

    This person, one Kevin Greeson, had a taser hidden in his pants and accidentally tasered his testicles a number of times while inside the Capitol building, which led to a heart attack. He unfortunately died from this heart attack.

    I am sorry that he died.

    But don't anyone try to tell me that the Trumpsuckers who broke the law and committed sedition against the United States of America weren't armed. They sure as hell were.

    I would say that his decision to carry his concealed "equipment" this was was a ballsy decision, but we do want to keep in classy here, amirite.

    However, this guy did not keep it right.classy. He was associated with the Proud Boys and an avowed racist.

    Oh well, at least when he left, he also came. RIP, Mr. super-duper hateful racist Greeson.

    G-d works in mysterious ways.
     
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    ballsy and electrifying.
     
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    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    Totally.
     
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    Only a real man could die like that the boys must be proud of him!
     
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  5. Statistikhengst

    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    He took a very ballsy approach to this whole debacle.
     
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    Call me skeptical. The source for one of the articles is the article in which that claim is only made by a commentator and not the article itself.

    That said, going to the bathroom can trigger a heart attack. Happened to Elvis.
     
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    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    No. It has been corroborated elsewhere. Google, Bing and Co. are your friends.
     
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    Sure, but not by my google. 3 sketchy interconnected sources. Now show me a real news report. I doubt they have even done the autopsy yet.
     
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    One of the best posts here, ever.
     
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    Kevin Greeson is one of the reasons why you don't take an IQ test to become a MAGA member.
     
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    I would never say it's good for rioters to die, after all the penalty for rioting is not death - but it's hard to feel sorry for the guy.

    Here's an idea: don't riot and you won't taze your testicles to death... just a thought.
     
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    Wow. That's just nuts...
     
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    He tasered his brains...no wonder he died...
     
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    That's truly a shot below the belt.
     
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    I reported this and I still don't understand why it's still here.

    Please explain to me what a guy tazering himself has to do with elections and campaigns?

    So are we allowed to start non related threads here or do you just get favoritism?
     
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    Oh, so the protests were not about the results of the election? Gotcha. But then, what the hell were they about? Please let me know; I may be to naive to know.
     
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    This is not about protests. It's about a guy taking a tazer to his gonads. It's way off topic and not even funny.
     
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    Perhaps you should be asking what his motives were for bringing a taser into the Capitol building?
     
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    The guy who did it was a member of an insurrection that tried to overturn the results of the election. By the way, permits for that rally were applied for by members of the Trump campaign. So, I don't really see why you think this thread is off-topic. Apparently the moderators don't either, since according to you, you've reported it, and they haven't moved it.
     
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    What is this fresh, hot malarkey??

    Seriously?

    That guy who tasered himself in the balls BECAUSE HE WAS PART OF THE ****ED UP MAGA MOB THAT ILLEGALLY TRESPASSED ON THE CAPITOL BUILDING GROUNDS AND THEN BROKE INTO SAID CAPITOL BUILDING ON JANUARY 6, 2021 AND THAT MOB WAS ALL UPSET WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS FROM 2020 BECAUSE ****FACE TRUMP LIED TO THEM EVERY DAY SINCE THEN AND CLAIMED THAT THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN - was hiding the taser in his pants and likely set the device off as he was trying to get the taser out of his pants in order to injure someone else, likely, a cop.

    Now, go read the title to this subforum. Oh, look, it's about elections!!!

    So, grow up and spare us this "it's way off topic" horseshit, because this thread, whether you like it or not, is exactly on topic.
     
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    Guy died from tasering his balls? Shoulda licked them instead.......I too am sorry he died..
     
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    according to his wife, who was not present, he died from a heart attack. she claimed that had nothing to do with being zapped by himself in the grapes. they posted a pic of him with 2 AR's and 2 pistols shoved down his pants (looking really stupid for us gun owners) and TMZ calls them "AK-15's" since they really only report on goofy sh** anyway.

    https://www.revolt.tv/news/2021/1/10/22223894/kevin-greeson-wife-on-husband-death
     
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    Geez, with so much stuffed down his pants, I guess nothing could ever go wrong.....

    I would say it's an electric issue.

    Of course, the poor sop's family would NEVER EVER lie about his having tasered himself in the balls, nosiree.
     
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