One thing leads to another

Maybe this will be fun and maybe it will sink like a rock.

Let's write a story, one line at a time. I'll start the first line and hopefully someone else will write the next, and so on.

This will be a really original first line:

It was a dark and stormy night.

 

The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road.

The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek.

 

Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any.

 

which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.

 

As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes.

 

He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a womans voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

 

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place, in answer to Tony's prayers. I heard the wreck I live just beyond those trees. Can you walk I'll help you. My name is Nowessa. We need to get you in where its warm, quick.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.

Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a womans voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a womans voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone...

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw...

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw a velociraptor with lazer eyes.

(I decided this should be an animated story)

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw a velociraptor with lazer eyes.

Tony turned and ran as fast as he could but the raptor was faster. Tony slipped and fell into a hole and he tumbled down down, into...

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw a velociraptor with lazer eyes.

Tony turned and ran as fast as he could but the raptor was faster. Tony slipped and fell into a hole and he tumbled down down, into..Sarah Palin's lap. So it wasn't all in his head after all, Sarah was there!

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw a velociraptor with lazer eyes.

Tony turned and ran as fast as he could but the raptor was faster. Tony slipped and fell into a hole and he tumbled down down, into..Sarah Palin's lap. So it wasn't all in his head after all, Sarah was there!

She was wearing a short miniskirt and red lipstick and her high heels were at least six inches. She looked at Tony then dropped to her...

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw a velociraptor with lazer eyes.

Tony turned and ran as fast as he could but the raptor was faster. Tony slipped and fell into a hole and he tumbled down down, into..Sarah Palin's lap. So it wasn't all in his head after all, Sarah was there!

She was wearing a short miniskirt and red lipstick and her high heels were at least six inches. She looked at Tony then dropped to her knees, which were now squarely planted in the center of the velocipede's nest. In one fluid motion, the thrilla from Wassila removed a hunting knife from her snow boot and sliced the neck of the dinosaur halfway across.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw a velociraptor with lazer eyes.

Tony turned and ran as fast as he could but the raptor was faster. Tony slipped and fell into a hole and he tumbled down down, into..Sarah Palin's lap. So it wasn't all in his head after all, Sarah was there!

She was wearing a short miniskirt and red lipstick and her high heels were at least six inches. She looked at Tony then dropped to her knees, which were now squarely planted in the center of the velocipede's nest. In one fluid motion, the trilla from Wassila removed a hunting knife from her snow boot and sliced the neck of the dinosaur halfway across.

The dinosaur, a 22 term Liberal Congressman from New Jersey, died instantly. "That's a good start!" Sarah proudly declared. Tony looked on in a mixture of horror and relief and realized there was only one thing to do now...

 

He took her to Denny's for dinner.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. The driving snow made it impossible to keep the old buick on the road. The Buick slid off the road and into the freezing water of a creek. Of course the tires being bald didn't help matters any. which, had it not been for last weekends events, would have been replaced.
Tony felt the flood of ice water against his skin. As he dragged himself to the bank, his wet clothes clinging to his body, he noticed a numbness a creeping into his fingers and toes. He realized time was of the essence if he were to survive. He knew that he had to get warm if he was going to survive.

Nighttime was fast approaching as was a cold sleepy feeling when in the distance Tony heard a woman's voice yelling, "Are you alright?"

He tried to see her in the darkness, but couldn't. Then suddenly, she came into view...

An outline vague, a welcomed shape an angel appearing in this time and place an answer to Tony's prayers. It was Sarah Palin.

'Oh, (*)(*)(*)(*)' Tony thought. He'd never met anyone at all. It was all in his head.

So Tony set off alone in search of help. Walking along the road, he noticed lights up ahead. The lights got closer, and Tony saw a velociraptor with lazer eyes.

Tony turned and ran as fast as he could but the raptor was faster. Tony slipped and fell into a hole and he tumbled down down, into..Sarah Palin's lap. So it wasn't all in his head after all, Sarah was there!

She was wearing a short miniskirt and red lipstick and her high heels were at least six inches. She looked at Tony then dropped to her knees, which were now squarely planted in the center of the velocipede's nest. In one fluid motion, the trilla from Wassila removed a hunting knife from her snow boot and sliced the neck of the dinosaur halfway across.

The dinosaur, a 22 term Liberal Congressman from New Jersey, died instantly. "That's a good start!" Sarah proudly declared. Tony looked in in a mixture of horror and relief and realized there was only one thing to do now, he took her to Denny's for dinner. However the FDA had shut down the local Denny's due to a goose infestation. So instead they decided to go out on the lake with a parachute, as Tony could think of nothing that would be more exciting that Sara Palin parasalin'.