Everything I'm about to post is from my own brain. Great leaders of the past react to COVID 19 Franklin Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is COVID19. Harry Truman: The virus stops here. Winston Churchill: This is Corona's finest hour. Dwight Eisenhower: Beware the Corona virus complex. John Kennedy: Ask not what the corona virus can do to you, ask what you can do to the corona virus. Martin Luther King, JR.: I have a dream that someday my four little children will live in a land where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their saliva. Patrick Henry: Give me the corona virus, then give me death. Thomas Jefferson: We declare that these viruses are, and of right ought to be, free and independent germs. Nathan Hale: I only regret that I have only one virus to spread in my country. Mark Twain: Reports of the corona virus have been greatly exaggerated. Queen Victoria: We are not infected. Richard Nixon: I am not a virus. Neil Armstrong: That's one small germ for a man, one giant paranoia for mankind. How would Lyndon Johnson deal with the virus? Lift it up by the ears. Bernie is discovering the country keeping socialist distance from his policies. Is this the best time ever for India's untouchables? West Virginia finally has one case of COVID19. I think it was a Virginian still angry about the Civil War crossed the border and sneezed on everyone. Massachusetts hit 500 cases over the weekend. As usual, the state is desperately trying to compete with New York. Maybe Governor Baker can tell Cuomo to send his patients across the border so Massachusetts can catch up. Cuomo should let them go to Vermont too, because Vermont deserves whatever it gets. Songs: To the tune of Somewhere my Love: COVID 19 is ruining everything. Thousands are dead. More will be dead by spring. They're telling everyone to stay home. I heard, the Vatican shut down Rome. To the tune of Call Me: Covid, oh Covid 19 Covid's spreading everywhere Covid, oh Covid 19 Cause it travels through the air. To the tune of Tiger by the Tail: I've got corona virus now. I think I do. Better get a check up. I might have given it to you. I've got chills and fever and confined to my bed, And don't be surprised if soon you hear I'm dead. To the tune of Daydream Believer: I've got COVID 19. You know what that might mean, So go get a checkup if a symptom is seen. To the tune of True Love: I give to you and you give to me COVID COVID. For you and I have the awful illness, and nothing we can do But just sit at home and wait to die. That makes me feel blue. To the tune of Are you strong enough to be my Man: Hard to move and hard to breathe, Can't even sew, no sweater weave. Might die in a day or 2. That's all from me. What's up with you. To the tune of Top of the World: Such a feelin's comin' over me; Gettin' hard to sing and hard to see. Snot's pouring from my nose, gettin' numb in my toes, And I haven't even heard the doctor's fee. I've got corona virus, worst germ in God's creation And the only consolation I can find Is this world has gone mad, So I won't be too sad To depart from this planet so unkind. To the tune of Imagine: Imagine there's a Heaven and you might be there soon, But more likely Hell is waitin', specially if you're a goon. Imagine all the people sheltering in place. You may call me an alarmist, And I'm not the only one, Because this panic may just kill us Before the virus' work is done.