When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
"A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic. A chicken walks up to him and says, 'Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it.'
FYI: From the comments Gil Brown 10 months ago • I was their calculus teacher. The one with the curly hair went to the University of Oklahoma and went on to Carnegie Mellon and got his masters. He could have went anywhere he wanted and majored in anything he wanted, but his love was film and I believe that is what he majored in. The other young man went to the University of Arkansas and got his degree in Electrical Engineering, and he is now a proud dad. The girl that made a cameo in now an instructor at Northeastern State University. All were fantastic students and great kids. Show less
Just found this. Police are searching for a thief who robs his victims by threatening them with a lighted match. They want to catch him before he strikes again
When asked where he comes down on Roe vs Wade, Trump responded, "The people in flood zones should wait for help".
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Some men I was working with were discussing marriage, rings, and rock sizes. It was decided that it is best to buy a wedding ring with adjustable diamond sizes. So after five years you replace the original diamond with a bigger one. Then again at 10 years, and 20 years. Then at 25 years, you take it back, I added.
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger".
In a bizarre twist, it was revealed today today that Trump's Rocket Man reference is sexual. "Oh yes", said Trump, "he is my Tiny Dancer".