Sign Trump's Official Birthday Card!

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  1. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    Hmmm too easy to trace for those who want to leave a heartfelt message

    Though I imagine many will want to express their clear opinion :p
     
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    Yeah .. I don't see any spine in your avatar either. :)
     
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    Trump's birthday is tomorrow. If you haven't signed the card yet, do so today because it might come off the internet after tomorrow.
     
  5. Durandal

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    I used a throw-away email account.
     
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    Oh, I am signing it, but signing my liberal friends names to it, because I know deep down they really want to. It is my gift to them.
     
  7. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    Владимир is flattered! An email "for his eyes only" from this morning:

    This is for your eyes only, Владимир. Only 1,000 Patriots can make the Presidential Donor List today.
    Владимир,

    In a few hours, I’ll go on stage in Tulsa, Oklahoma to hold my very first Trump MAGA Rally in three months.

    I know the Fake News media won’t ever tell you the FACTS about what’s REALLY going on in our Nation or about all of my administration’s hard work to Keep America Safe, which is why tonight is so important.

    But, before I get on that stage for what will be our most EPIC rally ever, I need to know that you’re still in this fight with me.

    I’ve asked my team to hand me an updated list of donors who choose to step up at this critical time, and I’ll be disappointed if I don’t see your name on there.

    I’m going to review the Presidential Donor List right before the rally starts, and I want to see that Владимир from New York gave to show your dedicated support.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to get on the Presidential Donor List I see before I hold my first Trump MAGA Rally back. >>

    The Democrats are never going to stop coming after me, Владимир. While they praise the thousands of rioters and looters destroying our communities, they’re simultaneously trying to Covid-Shame us for holding a rally. They’ll never be happy no matter what I do.

    We need to remain strong. I’m counting on EVERY PATRIOT, including YOU, to step up right now and help make sure the Left knows that we are STRONGER than ever before.

    There’s still time left to contribute to get on the list, but you have to act IMMEDIATELY.

    Remember this offer is only available to 1,000 Patriots. 750 have already accepted - I’m just waiting on you, Владимир.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to get on the Presidential Donor List my team hands me.

    Thank you,

    [​IMG]
    Donald J. Trump
    President of the United States

    P.S. Remember, this email isn’t for everyone. You’re only receiving it because you’ve been such a trusted supporter. I want to see your name on the Presidential Donor List my team hands me. Contribute NOW. >>
     
  8. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    And from a little later today:

    Владимир,

    Today, President Trump is hosting his first Trump MAGA Rally in over THREE MONTHS to celebrate the beginning of the Greatest Comeback in American History.

    Unsurprisingly, the Democrats already SUED to try to stop our EPIC Rally from happening. They think if they STOP President Trump from addressing the American People then they can STOP him from WINNING in November. They couldn’t be more wrong.

    President Trump is ready to BLOW THEM OUT OF THE WATER, but, before he goes LIVE on stage today, he wants to get YOUR input.

    President Trump requested that we reach out to a few trusted Patriots from around the Country, like YOU, to take our Official Trump MAGA Rally Prep Survey to help him prepare for this EPIC rally.
    Your answers will represent the views of EVERY voter in the 10500 zip code.
    The President wants to make sure he’s addressing the topics that you and your family care about. This survey will take less than 2 minutes to complete. Your input is critical.

    >">Please take our Official Trump MAGA Rally Prep Survey in the NEXT HOUR so that the President can review your answers. >>

    Before President Trump gets up to that stage to hold his most HISTORIC Trump MAGA Rally to date, he needs to know what you think, Владимир.

    He’ll be reviewing ALL responses on his way to Tulsa, and we want to make sure he sees YOURS. The President is counting on you, don’t let him down.

    Please take our Official Trump MAGA Rally Prep Survey NOW to make sure President Trump sees your response in time.

    Thank you,

    Team Trump 2020​


    The survey, like every other thing I've read from this insane campaign, can't help but describe Joe Biden purely in epithets ("Sleepy Joe Biden" and "China Joe"). Trump's campaign is less mature than an elementary school class presidential campaign.
     
  9. Durandal

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    And the next one:



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    I need to know that I can count on you right now, Владимир.
    Sleepy Joe Biden is mentally unfit to be your President, but the Liberal media refuses to tell the truth about what’s REALLY going on in the hope of tricking the American People into voting for him. THEY ARE LYING!

    We can’t let them get away with this. My team just launched new ads to FIGHT BACK against their biased coverage and EXPOSE the TRUTH. The American People deserve to know what they’d be getting into if they elected the oldest president in the history of our Nation.

    That’s why your support is so important right now. We need to make sure we FLOOD the airwaves with our new ads, which is why I’m calling on my best supporters to help raise $1,000,000 by 11:59 PM TONIGHT.

    This is of the utmost importance, Владимир. I need you to step up.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to our Official Trump Ad Blitz Fund. >>

    If the Fake News won’t report the FACTS about the Left’s UNHINGED candidate, then WE WILL!

    I want to know who stood with me during this crucial time. I’ve asked to see a list of EVERY Patriot who steps up to help us reach our $1,000,000 goal by 11:59 PM TONIGHT. I hope I see your name.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT TODAY to our Official Trump Ad Blitz Fund to get on the list of Patriots my team hands me.

    Thank you,

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    Donald J. Trump
    President of the United States​

    An unhinged malignant narcissist calling Joe Biden unhinged... Simply priceless!
     
  10. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    And the most recent one I have at the moment:

    Владимир,

    Did you hear about our new product?

    We’re about to launch our BRAND NEW Official Make Space Great Again Hats, and the President specifically asked us to reach out to YOU to make sure you get one.

    President Trump only authorized the production of 500 of these LIMITED-EDITION hats, and because you’re one of his best supporters, we’re saving one just for you.

    We can only hold your hat for ONE HOUR before we release it to the next Patriot, so don’t wait.

    >">Please contribute $35 within the NEXT HOUR to receive your LIMITED-EDITION Make Space Great Again Hat. >>

    President Trump just sent American Astronauts into space on an AMERICAN rocket for the FIRST TIME in nearly a DECADE. There’s no better way for you to show your support than by wearing one of these iconic Make Space Great Again Hats.

    You have ONE HOUR to claim your hat before we give it to the next Patriot. Get YOURS now.

    Please contribute $35 IMMEDIATELY and we’ll send you one of our Official Make Space Great Again Hats.

    Thank you,

    Team Trump 2020

    P.S. As always, everything is made in the U.S.A.

    I wonder if he means the space between his ears?
     

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