I suppose this falls into the Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer category: The comedian, Bill Engvall, noted some silly questions that are typically asked--and some answers that have actually been given to them. They are worth repeating: Question (from a person staring at a three-point buck, atop an automobile): "You been deer hunting?" Answer: "No, a deer just jumped atop my car; and I decided to let it ride along, for as far as I am going." Question (to a person holding an umbrella, as it is raining very hard): "Are you trying to stay dry?" Answer: "No, I just thought that the umbrella makes me look particularly fashionable." Question (to someone along the side of the rode, who obviously has a flat tire): "You got a flat tire?" Answer: "No, I just decided to inflate the other three." Question (from a State Trooper, who was directing it toward a person who had just run his car into a tree): "Did you wreck?" Answer: "No, I just thought it would be a good idea to run my car into a tree. (Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.)" Ah, the questions we actually ask...