Silly questions

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    I suppose this falls into the Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer category:

    The comedian, Bill Engvall, noted some silly questions that are typically asked--and some answers that have actually been given to them.

    They are worth repeating:

    Question (from a person staring at a three-point buck, atop an automobile): "You been deer hunting?"

    Answer: "No, a deer just jumped atop my car; and I decided to let it ride along, for as far as I am going."

    Question (to a person holding an umbrella, as it is raining very hard): "Are you trying to stay dry?"

    Answer: "No, I just thought that the umbrella makes me look particularly fashionable."

    Question (to someone along the side of the rode, who obviously has a flat tire): "You got a flat tire?"

    Answer: "No, I just decided to inflate the other three."

    Question (from a State Trooper, who was directing it toward a person who had just run his car into a tree): "Did you wreck?"

    Answer: "No, I just thought it would be a good idea to run my car into a tree. (Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.)"

    Ah, the questions we actually ask...
     
    Last edited: Nov 29, 2019

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