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  1. yiostheoy

    yiostheoy Well-Known Member

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    The owl must have been chasing chicks.

    This owl looks female so it must be a lezzie owl.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yep he was looking for free food, he got a head ache for his trouble. Poor baby.
     
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    True socialism solves that problem with ease by making productive work a very satisfying activity.

    "The socialist principle that 'he who does not work, neither shall he eat' is already realized; the other socialist principle, namely 'an equal amount of products for an equal amount of labor', is also already realized." The State and Revolution, VI Lenin, Penguin copyright 1992, p. 85.

    People are always willing to work with enthusiasm for the right incentives. Right comrade? ;-)
     
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    And distilled more than once. Typically the first run of the still is a stripping run where you go hot and fast, capturing your product until it’s comong out at about 20 proof. Clean out the still, water down your product with good quality water, this time run it low and slow. Watering it down gives a large mass for any nasties to stay behind in. Salt can be added to raise the boiling point of the water. That helps it remain in the still.
     
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    And then it's time to add the revenue stamp - right? ;-)
     
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    If you were actually going to do it, yes.

    I just overheard the fellas talking about it.
     
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    And I am sure those good old fellas are licking revenue stamps right now. ;-)
     
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    Not a HE but a SHE owl.

    You can tell from the plumage.

    Males are brightly colored.

    Females are camouflaged.

    This is the rule in the bird world.

    It's the opposite of people -- where females wear all the makeup and dress extravagantly.

    :D
     
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    true capitalism is merciful, it allows the lazy to eat junk foods, and even pursue happiness with generous welfare that provides discretionary income for miscellaneous expenditures like sugar babies..

    this creates a place where no one becomes a whore against their will, but because they truly enjoy the job.
     
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    Love me some cockatoo love. Sweet birds.

    Life is a series of rollercoaster hills and valleys. If you are focused on getting money simply to have fun after work, socialism is okay to get you some vodka. If you are trying to build a life of your own, through your talents, making yourself the best you can be, it isn't.

    Much depends on what you want out of life.

    Prostitution is mostly abuse of women. I don't like that. Those few who can set their own hours and so forth without worry of being harmed are few and far between. It is not realistic.

    Sex is not fulfilling for me. It never has been. I like it, but it's effects don't last. So, prostitution is going to be something addictive, because it won't fulfill the need I have, which sex is only a part of, rather than the end to a means. Actually, it's a side benefit of love, respect, charity, joy, and hope..........for me.

    How can anyone have sex with different folks who they just met and be able to do so without feeling like their body isn't worth much? They must separate who they think they are from their physical body, so they don't go insane by feeling raped? I don't understand, nor ever will.

    Those who engage in it are either desperate, in my opinion, or they are unable to love. I can't imagine marrying a former prostitute, because she would not be able to understand my ideas of love and sex. She would be frustrated with me and cheat/leave.

    I feel badly for them. I don't think they are less than me. I think they are confused. I think I would patronize them and that would be disrespectful. As humans, they deserve respect, just as anyone......rich, poor, mentally ill or unhealthy.

    I don't really like talking about these things in this thread. I like this thread because the folks who come here, do so to have fun and joke. I think we tease each other and know it's no big deal. When we've had too much silliness, we take a break. That's how I see it. Maybe I'm mistaken? I like reading other's posts. I can feel the love they have for the lives they lead and it brings me a little joy. Doesn't matter if I'd never do those things. It's the hope, faith, love, and joy that I desire to find.

    Sometimes, it's just a really fun place to be...........and that's great. I have not been sleeping well. My schedule is off. I'm not here when I was. Sometimes, it's not avoidance, but life, that takes me away.

    I do like everyone, even smartie pants.......'er, mouth. It's just life..........
     
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    Well Ches I've got back into politics and it is one addiction I need to stay away from.
    Nobody's mind changes and the world doesn't either so why bother?
    It is hard because we have to live with whatever others decide. So it grabs me now and then.
    I need to get off line for awhile I guess.
     
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    Can we puleeze talk about something of substance for a change? How about pizza? I know that Famiglia is the class of NYC, and
    I have had some at Newark Airport once--for breakfast. Delish! So I had another slice just to be sure.
    In NJ it is Alphonso's in the Princeton North Shopping center. Tell 'em Bob sentcha. That will get me an "Atta boy" every time.
     
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    I don't know. I tried changing the subject to inflatable dolls, but that didn't go over.

    How about Love Ewes?
     
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    Oh...look at Rosa actin' all Perry Mason like.
     
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    Nice post , apparently genuine , and surely represents your true feelings.
    You are too serious. Sex can be enjoyable with someone who you are attracted to, if only just for the closeness and sexual
    gratification. The scent of a woman can be intoxicating, but just don't approach one and take a whiff. If you are in a passionate situation, then whiff away. Otherwise, let your imagination do the walkin. I agree about the prostitution thing, and sometimes they will do it only to feed and clothe their child, or something like that.
    A woman can do wonders for you in your effort to be the best you can be. The right woman for you can lighten your life and bring
    humor into your life, which may be lacking. A sense of humor is crucial for you to enjoy life. And you will want to do the same for her, and this will give you inner pleasure. My wife of 30 years is my sole mate, my best buddy, and lover.
    Oh, and the name is "Smartmouthwoman", and we have coffee together every morning and cocktails at happy hour when she is in Texas. Very pleasant and feisty. Let's talk again.
     
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    Alright people of the Strange Brews......Friday Night.

     
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    Inflatable dolls don't taste as good as pizza, and what is a Love Ewe anyway. Can we eat it?
     
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    Google is your friend.

    You can eat it if you want... I guess.

    I can't imagine you would want to know more than what is provided here:

    https://muttonbone.com/specs/

    You might want to consider deleting your browsing history after viewing.
     
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  19. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I was pals with the guy who was wild as the West Texas winds. We went to different schools together.

    Do you still whirl?
     
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    So I finally ask this lil cutie at work if she liked to go out on a coffee date. We had started talking with one another after she gave me a couple of winks. So we were both going back to work and she comes over and then says. She wants me to know she is a Sapiophile.

    I'm like.....oookay. As she headed off back to her dept. After a moment.....I'm like WTF is a Sapiophile and just what did I get myself into now. :shock:



    Does MMC have to E=MC squared or somethin?
     
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    Hilarious! I know what you mean by eating it. I am keeping this in my browsing history. I asked one blogger whether he has ever had sex with a goat, and I got chastised for it, but he deserved it. I will use this next time.
     
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    She would have told me if I hurt her feelings. Controversial topics, I assume are not for this thread. If I am mistaken, then I will find another place to talk and find friends. I understand you tone. You want to explain why you are so touchy about what I posted?

    Maybe I misunderstood?
     
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    Well hello Mr.Smarty aka Smartmouthwoman. At my age I type little as possible so everyone gets a short nick name. I like Smarty. She is funny and smart,imo.
     
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    Ches don't go anywhere I don't think that is what he meant. Stick around ok?
     
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    i could not get intel on 'rosa', but using my CIA techniques this is what i found on 'perry mason'.

    he appears to be a noble gentleman, while everyone is guilty of a sin and punishment is the law of the land, it should be at least rendered ethically for order.


     
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