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  1. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My little heeler will bark and run to the doors till someone goes to see why she is barking. We don't need a doorbell.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Quiet and uneventful no Christmas meltdown drama..lol.
     
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    This guy has some mad skills.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    CrAzY. I dont even like bumpy commercial flights. :eekeyes:
     
  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning Christmas survivors. Last day of work this year. YAHOO!

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  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    American flags and employee awards/token gifts distributed by federal agencies are all Made in China. How's that for buying American? :steamed:
     
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    The tighter ones.
     
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  8. Max Rockatansky

    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Svetlana Kapanina, world champion aerobatic pilot and mom.



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    Russian babes are super human.

    I am sure they take steroids like the East Germans always did as well.

    After a lifetime of that they grow beards and loose their teats and might as well have sex change operations into males. Many of them do.
     
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    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Some. Svetlana is still a MILF and a damn good pilot. Here's another world champion; Patty Wagstaff:



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    Well just imagine her with a buzz cut and hairy chest and artificial pen!s and there you go -- that's most likely her future.
     
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    I know two Dutch babes that are married to each other and one has had the sex change trans operation into pseudo-male. They are both butch. But one is more than the other. It happens.
     
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    It would only take either one of them 3 shots of jagermeister to get me out of my pants.
     
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    Max Rockatansky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Your fantasies are odd, but I'm not one to judge the sexual peccadilloes of others.
     
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    3 shots for them ??

    Or 3 shots for you ??
     
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    These buff "female" athletes from Russia don't stay female very long.

    But go ahead and jerk off to them for now if that is what floats your boat.
     
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    Has nothing to do with my fantasies.

    My fantasies are for an all-American girl/lady with blue jeans and a pony tail who enjoys being female and does not want to be male nor compete with males.

     
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    Solution: divorce lawyer.
     
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    These Russian macho babes don't get married.

    They go lesbo instead.
     
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    Perfect. Then they are not a problem men have to deal with.
     
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    Except I’m a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Where does that leave me?
     
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    Finally have the shortest day a week behind us, I’m looking forward to continue a study I have going. I’ve been studying the occurrence of bikini tops and the frequency of them blowing out of the boat. It seems to be that a boat that has tinted windows will lose more bikini tops than one with clear windows. This is just a theory, more field study is needed. I’ll report my findings mid summer.
     
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    With all the rest of the lesbians - whipped.
     
  25. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I dint knowed dat
    I dint Knowed dat
    I dint Knowed dat
    I dint Knowed dat

    butts some stuff is goot ta knowed

     
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