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  1. yiostheoy

    yiostheoy Well-Known Member

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    We had a good one about the Army --

    "Thousand Marines will sh!t today honey,
    Thousand Marines will sh!t today baby,
    Thousand Marines will sh!t today --
    And wipe their azz with the Green Beret --
    Honey oh baby mine;
    Go to your left, your right, your left,
    Go to your left, your right, your left!"

    There are all sorts of good ones like those.
     
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    Almost better now.

    Gargled with tequila this morning.

    Cured the sore throat.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Serious question...

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Close enuff... 2 day week for me. :)
     
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    So the lovely bartendress goes on a bender !!

    Enjoy !!
     
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    LOL. Reminds me of the great debate about Donald Duck. Why did he wear a shirt and no pants? Why didn't he go au naturel, like Daffy?
     
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    Then you have won another battle, and I am stocking up OJ concentrate.
     
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    The walking involved in a grocery store run was probably a good thing.
     
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    I am getting old and having trouble coping with my age. Things that were simple for me now pose a challenge.

    Every time I use a public restroom, I have to figure out how to get water from the sink, soap from the dispenser, and paper towels from their dispenser.
     
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    You forgot flushing the toilet. Or will it flush itself?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Porky Pig, too. Why bother with a jacket?

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    Yup it was exhausting. I went shopping then got home and went right back to bed.
     
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    I mixed the OJ concentrate 50-50 with 7-UP.

    It was really good that way.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Absolutely sucks.I'm getting a little better by my reflexes are
    numb.I am moving around like an old man.Even staggering a bit.
    Normally I'm sprite and nimble.Tonight I started up my Vicks
    Vaporizer unit.My nose is drying out.Plus I'm gotta take Motrin.
    Man if only they had Quaaludes.You would'n even notice yer cold.
    Ever see Football Games where young college kids are shirtless
    and it's like 30-40 degrees.Back in my day they were more likely on :
    Quaaludes
     
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    They say one doesn't catch a cold form be out in the cold
    but actually someone who gave it to you.Sneezing or coughing.
    But there is no doubt that being out in the frigid cold not bundled-up
    is a sure bet to catch a serious case of something.
    The lungs are very efficient but not as one ages.
    Breathing frigid air is a big no-no.
     
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    I had to make a quick trip to Wal*mart.There was this very heavy-set
    older woman in one of the electric carts.She was all smiles.Had some
    6-packs of Root beer and a lot of microwave popcorn.She was in the
    produce dept. eyeing some kind of fresh collard greens or kale.
    She was dressed in a very summer loose blouse and I thought...
    What the heck.It's practically frigid outside.What are you some kind
    a nut.The answer of course is that she Is a sort of nut.
    But sometimes they go on to live long happy lives.
    I kept thinkin' maybe all her fat layers keep her warm.She had nothing on
    but a breezy summer top.I knew a guy like that.No matter how cold he
    never wore anything but a concert T-shirt.
    That would instantly cause one to be locked up in a paddy wagon
    in Cleveland.Cleveland doesn't get as much snow as Buffalo or Erie,
    but close.
     
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    Checking out of the hotel in College Station when two 20 somethings came thru the lobby wearing short shorts and sandals. And went out the door into 18 degrees with 15 mph wind. Silly girls. :)
     
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    Some of them do. The minute you stand up they flush. Air flow or not.
     
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    Must have been raised in a super cold climate and the 18 degrees felt balmy.
     
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    The good news it that are on the cusp of solving Altzheimers.
    Due to an experiment involving rats/mice and diabetes.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    More likely goofy Texas college girls. ;)

    Did y'all get any snow???
     
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    You mean the old-fashioned Water Closets.Like in Britain.
    I just had a bathroom remodel and the new toilet { American Standard }
    flushes Immediately.LIke in under 2 seconds.I still can't get over it.
    My other toilet in the back room takes at least a couple minutes to fill up.
     
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    U of T { in Austin } has plenty of trendies.They're called :
    Trendies !
     
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