Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

It's the perfect time of year. 66°, bright sunshine, and there's still snow in the hills.

 

I do understand that and feel the same way much of the time. I feel like a little Animal Farm and 1984 with some Citizen Cane for desert.
" In a time of national deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act." Forgot who said it, Edmund Burke ? PS, I have no spell check so excuse spelling.

Do you know John Galt ?
" You can ignore reality,but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. " Ayn Rand

 

I couldn't Ignore Stacy's Mom.

 

'afternoon, folks. Hope y'all are enjoying your Sunday!

 

Bears are people too!

Free the bears!

Vote bear amnesty now!



https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/alberta-zoo-charged-after-ice-cream-eating-bear-video-1.3920313

 

Oh no, whats next, riots in the streets?

 

Is that a Guy or a Gal.Can't tell.

 

If you can’t tell, it doesn’t matter.

 

Yeah right.I'm the kinda fellar who likes to see how a galsy
wiggles when she walks.Maybe giggles when she talks.
Two features definitely not attributed to the male species.
At least in the 50's.Which is when the nuclear family enjoyed a
great run.

 

Or, you might have misunderstood.

If you can't tell, what does it matter? Could a woman who is indistinguishable from a man be attractive?

For the record: I think it's a man.

 

Nothing more gross for a declared strong 50's male than
to see a man dressed and acting like a Gal.
Like this uber emasculated Olympian Bruce Jenner.
Nothing more gross.

 

For supper at 1:30 a.m. after my swing shift:

- reheated homemade been vegie potato stew

- sangria wine.

 

Lots of men and women are androgynous.

If you cut off all their hair you cannot tell them apart.

 

Work and sleep for me.

Plus feeding my cat.

 

I went to the pet store { Feeder's Supply } on Saturday.
I go at least once a week.Sometimes twice.I heard a strange
noise as I was checking out at the counter.There was some commotion
down one of the aisles.I couldn't see from my vantage point.I asked
the checkout clerk what was that noise.?
She started explaining that someone was ... and I interrupted her and
said ... " You mean that's a human noise ". She explaining how they were
putting a color on a pig.And that pig doen't like having a collar on.
Therefore the distinct squealing noise.I thought it might have been a
small child ot toddler.
So I got my Items and decided to see what a Pig { Pot Bellied }
looks like in a Pet store.Sure enough a Feeder Supply employee
was diligently trying to secure a body harness on this dark brown
little Pot Bellied pig.The cutest thing,mind ya.I asked the owners
{ a rotund Man and his better half,a rotund wife }.They said the
pig won't get any bigger and was like 6 months old.
I was wondering about a Pot Bellied Pig as pet.As I kid I had
near every pet imaginable.We got a dog { Weimaraner } when I was
in about 6th grade.But the dog was too rambunctious and was digging
in our neighbors bushes and we had to let the dog go.My Old man
disliked cats very much,so a cat was out of the question.When I went off
to boarding school to repeat the 8th grade my Dad got a little dog
{ Minature daschund } for my younger brother.It eventually became
my Mom's dog.That Minature daschund would not leave my Mom's
sight.Even slept in her bedroom behind the Chaise Lounge on her
doggie bed.

 

Good morning, barflies. Happy Monday.

 

Thought you were going on vacation, going to the beach, getting naked, and sunburning your bootie?

What happened to all that?

Are you back now @Smartmouthwoman ?

 

Today is my Thursday, except I need to work on my Saturday, so it really already is my Tuesday.

My Friday happens on everybody else's Wednesday this week.

 

Dont believe it Foolie. No such thing as a miniature pig!

(This is a teacup named Wilbur!)

 

This is where bacon comes from.

And ham.

And pork chops.

And baby back ribs.

 

Dont leave til Saturday. Last week to work before sand and sun.

 

I'm often not wearing my glasses and read this as

Good morning barfies.

 

Mornin' ya'll.

I'm intentionally leaving off the 'good', since the brand new server has already developed a distinct attitude, and that is not a good thing.

I have already named the new server 'speed bump'.

 

If I had £7, 356.85 for a guitar...