Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

Just my luck. I don’t have chest or back hair.

 

Are ya nutz?

 

I was raised on purpose to Not be Weird.Or nutty.
Because my Relatives were.And we considered them losers.

 

The first time I really made out it was with two red-headed twins. They were in the 8th grade. I was in the 5th grade.

No, women have never intimidated me!

What I was talking about is keeping the ladies happy. For a lot of younger women, chest and back hair is almost a personal hygiene issue. Whatever works!

 

Yep.....I love to be around Women. Or rather I love them to be around me. Just sayin.

 

I was like Magilla Gorilla.

On my first visit to the wax shop, I said I wanted my chest, stomach, and back done. And while it wasn't intolerable, each rip definitely got my attention. Especially in the more sensitive areas. Whewww! I was glowing beet-red all over when she got done.

As I went to pay, the girl behind the counter said, "Wow. I've never seen anyone do their entire front and back all at once!"

Uh, you might have mentioned that before I got it done!

 

I had a guy tell me I need to develop more male friendships.

I kept thinking, why?

 

Yeah I barely have any....nor do I have a pierced ear. I have had a couple women ask me why I didn't. I told them because I'm not a Gypsy or Pirate.

 

Lol. Oh damn.

 

I have a pierced ear because it was cool in the 80’s. Haven’t put anything in it since the 80’s

 

I never had any tell me that. Of course, my Army hat gives me away sometimes. Not to mention Moms put me in a military school. It was suppose to keep me out of trouble.

 

Taco Belle

 

School?!?! Well at your age it's a little different.

 

For dinner at a normal hour before my graveyard shift begins:

- more freshly made beef stew with vegies and potatoes

- mango punch.

I made enough so as to have leftovers for supper/breakfast at 8:00AM when I get home again.

 

I have a pierced eardrum because I rescued a scuba diver who shot down too deep in the 1990's.

 

In my first Air Force job, I supported Air Rescue. Those guys are the real deal.

 

Mine are shot from being a 19-K

 

Mine are shot from the Stones at Anaheim Stadium.

 

I should have kept him in view and descended down to him slower. He had a hard bottom under him.

Unfortunately I was a brand new rescue diver at the time so I sacrificed my eardrum getting down there quickly.

 

That's the trouble with 'live and learn'.

Sometimes, the learning comes too late.

 

Sugar Daddy rule #29: Nothing says [biological] daddy like gray chest hairs

 

At 47, I’ve got 3 or 4 in my stash. Does that count for anything?

 

I don't take chances but found an alternative to waxing. The real question was, how do you shave your own back?!?!



After 25 years of marriage, this was all like falling into the Twilight Zone. But that one had me going. How do I shave my own back?!?! I asked the woman who cuts my hair but their insurance wouldn't allow it. So I asked if she would do it if I let her shave my butt. But she still wouldn't do it. Go figure.

 

You must have missed my post of not having chest or back hair. I shave my face with a 5/8” dovo solengen straight razor, and a pure badger hair brush. I roll old skool.

 

You said you have 3 or 4 gray hairs. I thought you meant chest hairs.

For the face, I'm a Dollar Shave Club guy. Cut the cost of my razors by about 50%

I stopped using shaving cream years ago. I found hand soap works just as well.

Ditched aftershave for rubbing alcohol. I got tired of aftershave being my only cologne option.

I don't think I would want to shave down below with a straight razor! That could be especially dangerous if I'm running late and speed shaving. Already had a near disaster using the safe razors one day!