Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, May 1, 2017.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Thought Criminal

    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2017
    Messages:
    18,135
    Likes Received:
    13,224
    Trophy Points:
    113
  2. Crownline

    Crownline Banned at Members Request

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2016
    Messages:
    6,472
    Likes Received:
    6,537
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Tequila is like fish or duck. If it takes citrus to make it palatable, you did it wrong.
     
    yiostheoy likes this.
  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    55,907
    Likes Received:
    24,863
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    And salt... dont forget salt.
     
    Thought Criminal likes this.
  4. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Tequila ugh! The last time I drank tequila we went out and played tackle football.

    Not good.
     
  5. Crownline

    Crownline Banned at Members Request

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2016
    Messages:
    6,472
    Likes Received:
    6,537
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    You do that to patron? Maybe you need to try don Julio, cuz if you are going to mask it with salt and lemon, which Is a foul anyway, it’s supposed to be salt and key lime, but I digress, that nonsense is for tequila that comes in a plastic bottle.
     
  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    55,907
    Likes Received:
    24,863
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Im not the Patron fanatic... that would be my friend Deb. Cheap stuff is fine for mixing, but I prefer Cuervo shots.

    Tequila is primarily a woman's drink. Most men cant handle it. ;)

    tequila1.png
     
    Ddyad likes this.
  7. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 15, 2009
    Messages:
    47,987
    Likes Received:
    6,805
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Yeah I can't for the life of me remember One of the many Hollywood
    gringo movies where the Mexican babe was el stinko out drinking the
    males.Yer on a new medication I gather.
     
  8. Thought Criminal

    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2017
    Messages:
    18,135
    Likes Received:
    13,224
    Trophy Points:
    113
    [​IMG]
     
    MMC and Smartmouthwoman like this.
  9. Thought Criminal

    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2017
    Messages:
    18,135
    Likes Received:
    13,224
    Trophy Points:
    113
    [​IMG]
     
  10. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Now you're talking! Ah Lourdes. I was 19, she was about 22. A dark-haired beauty who I met by the pool. Within hours she was in my bed. She only knew a handful of words in English. And I only knew a handful of words in Spanish. But never needed language much. :D She lived two doors down with her brother Carlos - a very big and dangerous looking biker. He wore the jacket of a motorcycle gang in the spirit of Hell's Angels.

    Life was grand for several months. We rode bicycles and had sex. We cooked and had sex. We went to the movies and had sex. We had A LOT of sex. Then one morning I awoke to the sound of her crawling out my bedroom window. I stopped her just in time to ask what she was doing. Carlos is home early! she exclaimed. [He worked graveyards]. So, I responded. What's the problem? I was very confused! She hesitated for a moment, crawled out of the window, and sat on the bed. Carlos isn't my brother, she explained, he's my boyfriend.
     
  11. webrockk

    webrockk Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    25,361
    Likes Received:
    9,081
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I have an irrational fear of all things dentist...
    which leads to major procrastination and avoidance...
    which leads to more serious issues wif my teefies.

    so dumb.

    today was my third visit in 40 days, $1200 so far, with at least three more visits and $2000 to go.

    the worst part?...the visits are never even close to as horrifying as I imagine, and I always feel really good when it's over.
     
    Last edited: Jun 29, 2018
    Thought Criminal likes this.
  12. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 15, 2009
    Messages:
    47,987
    Likes Received:
    6,805
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Mexican or Latina Babes are often almost spectacularly HOT
    as Teens.But for some reason they enter middle age often looking
    like Mini-Blimps.I have a theory on this.Because they Live to eat.
    But Eat the wrong stuff they do.Like Taco's or Burritos filled with
    greasy ground beef and cheap cheese.Plus too much salty food that
    retains weight.
    I can easily cite numerous Hollywood Latina examples.
     
  13. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Yep! LOL! But more than that, the notion of hot blood and Latin tempers is true all the way around. I dated several Mexican women when I was young. Man, the sex was always intense and frequent... and often a little kinky! But along with all that spice was the Latin temper. Oh my gosh, I dated one young lady for about a year. But the longer I saw her, the hotter she got when she got mad. Soon it became clear that she was a little too hot-blooded for me.

    I have known women of Hispanic origin who had a great figure as they got older. But generally speaking they get pretty big. There are really three kinds of Mexicans - Aztec, Inca, and Spanish. The women I saw mostly had Spanish features. I think they tend to do better with age in terms of weight, than those with strong Aztec or Inca ancestry.
     
  14. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Speaking of hot Latina women, I noticed that a show called GLOW is popular - The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. I never made a point to watch it but remember it well because it came on right after Dr. Who, on Saturday morning. So I would watch a few minutes of women wrestling until my wife noticed. The new show is about the original show - a behind the scenes type of thing I guess.

    The funny thing is, we ended up getting to know one of the GLOW women - Spanish Red. She was dating a guy who worked with my wife and we started doing dinners and evenings together. I don't even remember her real name but Spanish Red was a delight. She was nothing like her TV personality. A very sweet young lady beneath it all.

     
    Last edited: Jun 29, 2018
  15. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2012
    Messages:
    41,793
    Likes Received:
    14,697
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male



    Lets put that to a test, Sugah. ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  16. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2012
    Messages:
    41,793
    Likes Received:
    14,697
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Alright people of the Strange Brews.....Friday night, and the gangbangers forgot about the Drive by.





    Well.....at least until the party is over. Just sayin.
     
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  17. Crownline

    Crownline Banned at Members Request

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2016
    Messages:
    6,472
    Likes Received:
    6,537
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    You’re not hitting it on either end of the spectrum so what’s with the judgement?
     
  18. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2012
    Messages:
    41,793
    Likes Received:
    14,697
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    :razz:

     
  19. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2012
    Messages:
    41,793
    Likes Received:
    14,697
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
  20. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2012
    Messages:
    41,793
    Likes Received:
    14,697
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    95 today with a heat index of a 109. So it was a good day.....women were wearing dresses, skirts oh and bikinis. :knifefork:


     
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  21. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    55,907
    Likes Received:
    24,863
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    So tragic...

    FB_IMG_1530226951880.jpg
     
    MMC likes this.
  22. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Actually, marshmallows were originally made from marsh mallow, and were farmed since antiquity - Althaea officinalis. That surprised me. I thought it was always just a sugar confection. Many mallows are confused with marsh mallow, but the real stuff came from one species.


    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2018
  23. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Can't get this out of my head. Rose was one of the great loves of my life. We worked at the same company so we knew each other before dating. But on our first real date, just around sunset, we walked out to the end of Santa Monica pier. By the time we walked back to the car, we had fallen in love.



    Not this, but Freddy Fender was a favorite of hers. :D I remember waking up to sound of Freddy Fender, and the smell of chorizo and eggs on the stove. Mmmmmm! Chorizo and eggs with a hot salsa, on a warmed flour tortilla. Good stuff.
     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2018
  24. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 15, 2009
    Messages:
    47,987
    Likes Received:
    6,805
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Because Man is a Rational animal.When drinking man is often a
    Judgemental Animal.When Drunk man can be an aggressive
    animal.When Man drinks to the point of getting drunk and told
    any galsy could surely outdrink him,especially when consuming
    Tequila,then Man ceases to be an animal.But almost immediately
    turns into a fluffy,trendy Teddy bear.The better to pull a Harvey
    Weinstein.
     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2018
  25. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 15, 2009
    Messages:
    47,987
    Likes Received:
    6,805
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Whats in a name.Ever notice that most chicks with the name Angel,
    are about the fathest thing on earth from any Angel.When I went to
    work at my Grandmother's Trucking co. after finally flunking out
    of college { took 4 years BTW } I used to work one afternoon a week
    at her Intrastate Trucking co_On the far side of Cleveland { West side }
    The General Mngr was sure a talker.And talk about Bossy.Not even the
    most gruff trucker dared to question his call on dispatching.
    Anywho this GM loved to tell tacky jokes and always sent me to McD's
    for coffee as soon as I arrived.With strict order every time to make sure
    and take as many sugar packers as I could.Fill up a # 4 brown bag,
    the smallest brown bag McD's used.He was Polish and the biggest
    cheapskate in Cleveland.Plus he bragged all the time and told tacky
    jokes.Anywho,he had this Secretary.And her name was Rose.She wore
    a blond wig.She was like in her middle 50's.A very good phone person
    as was this GM { General Mngr.} But she was utterly butt ugly.I maintain most
    the truckers would appear like Princess Grace next to her.
    Again ... I'll never forget her name.It was Rose.
     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2018
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page