Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

The African dust made for interesting reading.

According to NASA, it helps to build Caribbean beaches. Maybe you can thank Africa for your nice beach vacation.

https://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/tracking-saharan-dust-across-the-atlantic/

 

Yeah, I guess its dust, not ash. We had a discussion this weekend about what would happen if the African dust storm collided with a West Texas dust storm... and decided it would be a red and black mess. Caribbean beaches sound much better. Shall we go inspect first hand?

 

OMG

 

I know someone who would pay a dearly held part of his anatomy for this.... time to do a little research!

 

Im still looking for Peach Cobbler. I know its out there, but sold out where Ive looked. Not Bluebell, but I had my first ripe peach of the season yesterday. So juicy it was running down my arms. Mmmmm, best of the season... besides black diamond watermelons and Pecos cantaloupes. Yum

 

Every catfight I have ever watched ended up with one of the babes stripping off the shirt and bra of the other.

 

I'm too tired to cook or eat much after last night's graveyard shift.

So I'm having a slice of lemon pie (Marie Callendars from the freezer section of the store) and a tall glass of milk before I hit the sack.

3 more graveyards in a row to go until my Friday happens again.

But that's one day sooner than for the rest of you all.

 

Not sooner than me. Tomorrow is my Fri since Im off the rest of the week.

Yahoo!!!

Let me buy a round!!

 

For dinner -- homemade hamburgers made with chopped onions and chopped jalapenos.

Fresh lettuce and sliced tomato on top of it and inside the bun.

To drink, lemonade.

 

Cheaper than a new shirt...

 

TOO Early fir peaches Miss Calendar { Likes to inform what day it is }
Peaches are more an August thingy.Like Beefsteak tomatoes.
Like sweet corn.Like Hurricanes ?
May I suggest a good Peaches TV drama in the meanie time.
- Lonely Place - { Nov. 1964 } starring Pat Buttram { Green Acres }
Teresa Wright and Bruce Dern { " know what a mean " }.
Powerful suspense by the master Alfred Hitchcock.
In a - Alfred Hitchcock Hour - Not - Alfred Hitchcock Presents -.
Pat Buttram { Mr.Chaney of - Green Acres - } also did a very
creepy Alfred Hitchcock Hour earlier the same year.
- The Jar - { Feb. 1964 } which I did a synopsis of here at PF
a couple years ago.
No matter what the day of week,or type Ice Cream I tend towards
Drama. Is what.

 

Seeing Ted Nugent in concert tonight. He puts on a hell of a 4th of July show, even if it is the 2nd. Seen him last year at the same place. I’m bringing ear plugs this year. He is so loud it’s painful.

 

As I have stated before.I have absolutely No desire to see or
listen to Ted Nugent.Plus he's litersally Off the Farm.The guy is a NuT.
I think even Alex Jones realizes that after visiting Nugent at his secure
Texas ranch.Plus Nugent is the very definition of control freak.
His music totally SuCkS.Like Major league crappy.I don't care how
many other musicians are in his band.He is the literal definition of
a one note musician.Has virtually nothing to benefit those who like
real Rock & Roll.Plays the same lame,loud guitar licks as if the 70's
and has no voice.Like I say ... The guys a NuT.
True he's a patriot.But he's about to smarmy that idea as well.
Has no understanding on how to check his emotions.He's still
basically a 6th Grader who just got a BB gun for Christmas.
I blame it on his parents.Probably let him do and act however he
wanted as a kid.Alex Jones suffers the same parental lack of
discipline.

 

I beg to differ. Cat Scratch Fever had three notes.

 

Somebody needs to knock the crap out of him... to add some blue.

 

Like a good 50's Sci-fi flick.
Like - Attack of the Killer Craps -
Or how to cheat at a craps game and live to tell Mommy.

 

Ran a sewing machine needle through my finger a couple of years ago and I think I bent the needle bar. I haven't sewed since a bit sewing machine shy (a kin to gun shy).

I wonder how far away the bathrooms are?

 

Pecos cantaloupes are the best and the best watermelon I ever ate came from Texas. We are getting some great melons this year but nothing to compare to the Texas melon. It was good.

 

Oooooooooo, that made me cringe! That had to hurt!!!

Just outside the boat.

 

I remember liking Ted back in the day. But he was always a crazy MF. Did you ever read his story about how he avoided the draft by eating crap and not sleeping, not taking a shower, crapping his pants, etc, etc, etc.? He made himself so vile and repulsive that the Army didn't want him.

What a patriot!!!

 

I saw a sign in a shop Saturday that said, "Going shopping with your husband is like going hunting with the Game Warden."

 

Well We're into July { Named after Julius Caesar } So what.
I thought about something last night as I went to sleep.It was about
Horses and Girlfriends.Do Horsey girls make for good girlfriends.?
I think so.Because I rode English my frosh year at a Boarding school.
My first steady Love was my Senior High sweetheart.Straight A
student who went off to Denison University { a very hard to get into
college in an out of the way section of Ohio east of Columbus }
She lived in a very quaint suburb of Cleveland with neighboring
nice homes and occasional Farms.She boarded her horse about a
mile up the road from her home.She had numerous blue ribbons and
trophies for riding.She trained { broke-in Polo ponies the summer of our
break up }.
I noticed one of the classest counter girls ever to work part time at
McDonalds.I once asked her when she was working the Drive-Thru were
she plans on going to college.She explained that she wanted to go to\
a nice University but could never run off to college and leave her
precious horse behind.So she planned on going to the nearby Junior
college.I was immediately impressed with the way she talked and her
degree of dignity and calm.She acted like a Debutante.One of them gals
who comes from wealth and goes to finishing school.of course that was
Elizabeth Montgomery { - Bewitched - } who many don't know was about
The Biggest Flirt in Hollywood.Turned out she had a thing for Older men.
On account her very dominating father { a respected Hollywood actor }.
But all in all I'd have to say Gals who ride horses and like Horses make
for good girlfriends.With some exceptions.Liz Taylor being the most
bitchy example.