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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member

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    because Ma had a silver spoon stuck in her mouth ?
    To go along with her Hairdos.
     
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    And the best pea soup isn't green.And Lobsters are Red not
    greenish/black.
    Green works for the Irish ... every time.
     
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    You could tell just by looking at her that 'poor Ma Kettle was born with a silver spoon in her mouth'. ;-)
     
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    Yes, I forgot about the Irish affinity for the green.
    But Scotch Irish tend to do that - and I say shame on us for that! ;-)
     
  5. yiostheoy

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    They usually put green food dye in it.
     
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    Yep. They do that, even in FL. For the tourists I suppose.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Donor

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    I prefer my limes in Cuba Libres

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Donor

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    I have always had a problem with those who use the
    wording " we " and " They ".Who would " they " be.?
    I know who - THEM! - { 1954 } are.
    They super gigantic ants { due to radiation testing } in the desert.
    They Be.
     
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    Um ... you meant Cabana Boys ?
    Did you not.Admit.
     
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    You DO NOT WANT TO DRINK drinks that have
    small Ice cubes.Especially Shaved ice.It's a sin among
    those who know drinking.You will NEVER get Shaved ice at
    a nice Big City ALL Mens club.You wiil get nice big ice
    cubes.Jackie Gleason once did a home video showcasing his
    Mansions Bar.I think it was downstairs.He had chairs that were
    swivel and very thick and bragged that once ensconced in
    one them chairs behind his rich sunken bar,it was nearly impossible
    to free oneself.He did that on purpose.
    Plus he showed-off his thick booze glasses and the huge ice cubes
    that clinked into them.
    Jackie Gleason Lived to Drink { Booze }.
    One can learn to drink from the best.Or from places that
    serve snow cones.
     
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    They is/are anybody besides you and/or me.

    They are the universal "us against them".
     
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    Real men drink their gin and whisky/whiskey straight.

    No ice.

    No tonic.

    No fruit juice -- that's definitely girlie.
     
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    Cuba Libre over Sonic ice would be perfect. Fetch me one, would ya sugah? ;)
     
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    Even Starbuck's can't keep feces out of shaved ice. That is all you really need to know.

    “You may want to think twice before you take a sip of your favorite iced coffee beverage this summer, especially if you're in the U.K. The BBC's consumer-affairs Watchdog program found that ice from three of the U.K.'s biggest coffee chains — Starbucks, Costa Coffee and Caffe Nero — had been contaminated with bacteria found in feces. Tony Lewis, head of policy at The Chartered Institute of Environmental Health, told the BBC that the level of bacteria found at these chains was "concerning" and that the types of bacteria identified were a "source of human disease."
    http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/28/feca...bucks-2-other-chains-in-uk-investigation.html
     
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    So today is my FIL's 88th birthday. He started celebrating early with 2 counts of Grand Theft Auto. He has Alzheimers and a bunch of other issues. He woke up at 0300 and wearing a diaper and a "wife beater" got into his granddaughter's SUV and drove it to the back of the house and parked it. Then he got into his daughter's truck and took it for a drive. He wasn't gone long, but when he got back, he sideswiped his son in law's truck. Everything is on security camera footage. I guess they won't be leaving their keys in their cars any more and putting latches on their doors. This is 3 weeks after MIL flooded our house with a stopped up toilet and did $11k of damage. Having parents is expensive!
     
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    FYI good key lime pie is never green, it is always yellow with a nice tart taste. I always like to put meringue on mine, I just couldn't bring myself to think the lime juice would cook the eggs. Baking the meringue always helped.
    The best key lime pie is found in the Florida Keys.
     
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    Good morning, Moanday lovers. Got us another hot one...

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    I don't have to rely anymore on will power to stop me from buying coffee coladas or any of that stuff. Now Ill rely on being repulsed. Thanks for making it a whole lot easier.
     
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