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  1. Thought Criminal

    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    OK. Now that melody is endless-looping in my head.

    Will the rescue cocktail make it stop?
     
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    Creepville.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Wont be long now...

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    No, no, no, NO!

    It's bad enough I have to demolish what is left of this years deck container garden. The damn raccoons not only took most of my tomatoes (before they were introduced to the RRP - Raccoon Relocation Program) but demolished my tomato plants in the process, shredded my zucchini plats trying to get out of their trap, and made a mess of my decking, lets not force the seasons just yet please!

    The turn of the season just serves as a reminder that in 122 days, I'm gonna have to start working on W-2s again. :(
     
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    Yes we can but only a caliber that cannot bag a bull or buck.

    45ACP should be fine. It is for 2 legged predators not 4 legged.
     
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    For breakfast/supper after my graveyard shift --

    - tilapia fish soup with vegie broth and vegies and ramen noodles.

    - white wine

    - 1 shot moonshine.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Id count on it.
    One thing about Uncle Tony. He's dependable.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    That's a shame you lost all that.
    Are you able to replant anything?

    You relocate raccoons?
     
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    I have a doll head similar to that it was from my Mother's family. It must have been in their attic for 70 plus years.
     
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    My little heeler caught a possum on the patio one night, she thought she had killed it. I called her off of it and told my husband she had killed a possum, his reply, "That possum isn't dead he is playing possum." Sure enough that is what happened after everything calmed down the possum left. Racoons are a bit more aggressive they can do a bit of damage to a dog.
     
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    Yeah, another year without getting to go to Texas in the spring or fall.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Now you know what to do with it. :)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Have you seen the vid of somebody feeding cotton candy to a raccoon? Look on his face is hilarious when he dunks it in water and it disappears.
     
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    My dog would attack it.
     
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    Oddity for trivia or whatever. Did you know it is rare for a possum to get rabies?
     
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    When I think of raccoons I think of the time I tore the hose reel off the house. I got so wrapped up in chasing and hosing, I kept running with the hose and ran out of hose. Tore the reel completely off the house and came to a dead stop.

    Bastards in my corn.
    Don't come back here.
    Im scary crazy.
    Ill chase you down and tear things off my house!
    Tell your family that too.

     
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    Through a red light in it.
    I'd made a great 3rd brake light for the car.
     
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    Yeah, we've had that issue too. :D
    Since we relocated 4 raccoons and a possum, it's been relatively quiet on the deck, but the damage has been done.
     
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    We didn't have our regular gardens this year, and everything got off to a late start with the funky weather we had this spring. By the time the tomatoes started coming in, Rocky decided to do a keto diet.....

    Yes, we relocate raccoons. I'm not sure the camp grounds we relocate them to about 5 miles away appreciates it though. ;)
     
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    https://www.soulsnaxs.com/sites/default/files/2017-08/14ccd28697319539043958f22ddea0ed--funny-pics-funny-****.jpg

    Damn, and I was thinking about a lil chicken dinner tonight. Guess I will go with the Ravioli.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    The Divas are doing a fall trip to Winnsboro Oct 26. Thats east... wanna meet us there? House on the lake, Fall Festival & shopping in town but we might opt to stay on the back porch, enjoy the view and a few cocktails. BYOB. :alcoholic:
     
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    I kill the bastards! They had been getting after my quail and Serama’s. One night one of my female jack Russell’s heard them, bolted through the doggie door and treed two. Couple of shots and problem solved.
     
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    Just woke from my morning-afternoon sleep after my graveyard shift last night.

    Getting ready for my last graveyard shift of the week now for tonight.

    Today is my Friday.

    When I get home tomorrow morning I can eat, drink, and sleep.

    Made tilapia fish soup with vegies and ramen noodles this morning.

    Had salmon fish soup with vegies and ramen noodles yesterday.

    Will probably roast a slab of beef in the oven this weekend and freeze the cooked meat for beef stew again later.
     
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