Smartie's Bar & Grill #71

I,on the utter hand do not have a Lesbian friend.But I'm workin'
on it.I wonder where I should d start.Normal places being the hairdresser.
Or the Mall and fashion shops.
How about down on the Docks.That's an idea'r.
I could use me a nice Butch buddy.

 

Beyond words. *facepalm*

 

The amount of time you spend trying to convince someone else to make your coffee, you could have popped one of those little k-cups in the machine and be sipping that liquid of life.... just sayin'.....

 

I always kinda liked tomboys,to begin with.They are energetic and
athletic.Not afraid of getting dirt under their nails.Or hopping a boxcar.
I don't need me one them Kardashian.Or even a Paris Hilton.
I wouldn't mind one of them if they showed up at me door in nice
sheer negligee.But until then,I'm a lookin' for a nice Butch.
Maybe not so nice.I haven't figger'd that part out yet.
I like a little sass to go with a negligee.
Ok already.So I'll spring for the doggone negligee already.
Just show up ready to Rock N Roll .... Miss Butch.

 

Alan Ladd Jr. made the decision to cast Ripley in Alien as a woman without changing the script that was written for a male. He is brilliant.

 

So what you are saying is you want the Big Bag of Choccie Donettes, huh?

 

And it is always good when they can shoot straight - so long as they are on our side.

 

If I continue to *facepalm* with each one of these posts, I will likely poke myself in the eye.

Stereotype much?

With due respect to SMW, I will stop responding to this poster for the moment.

 

Candy, little girl? Oh, I know your type.....

 

Been there, done that... feel free.

 

Have I mentioned my employer is moving to another bldg? Just down the street, but what a fiasco. Supposed to be ready to move by April 1, but bet we dont move until May. Think it'd be easier to find another job. *grumble*

 

To every deadline, add 60 days.

 

So, now your keeping it clean.
Progress.

 

Alan Ladd and Veronica Lake teamed up to do 7 movies and couple
Film Noir classics.However they were both short.Some say Lake wasn't
even 5 ' tall.She was billed as 5"2".
Ladd was also quite short for a leading man.Some think it lead
to years of depression.However he did a fine job of course in - Shane -
but also years later in - The Carpetbaggers - { 1964 } which never was as
important as the hype pretended.I think in that Carpetbagger role he became
very depressed.His character was bigger than life,and yet he was a short
actor.A fine actor,but short.Sometimes that is considered by many men to
be a real serious flaw.

 

What poster and why.Talk about being overly sensitive.I bet you never
played organized sports.Or went to a ballgame in the 50's or 60's
where real hecklers did their thing.It was much worse in the late 40's
and early 50's at Prize Fights.Where even the galsy were pretty
rowdy and foul-mouthed.

 

Had to go poking, didn't you?

Your stereotyping and terminology, like a person is an oddity to be obtained for amusement is sad and pathetic, and expands with your misogynic commentary.

It's not 'overly sensitive' when you do it repeatedly, and getting worse with each post.

 

A lot of little guys were "bigger than life". Napoleon, for instance - being short was not a problem for him.
The Russian winter and eventually Wellington were both Big Problems.

 

I get it.Using the word " Butch " or " Lesbian " is now a stain on one's
character.What world have you been taken away from and transported to.
Don't say ... Uranus.

 

I had a very close childhood friend who was defeated
early-on in his life by a few things.First that he was a Diabetic { Type 1
or sugar diabetes }. Meaning had to inject insulin.Their Life expectancy
is dramatically shortened.
Also his first name.His mom who went on to become his best friend
managed to arrange a lawyer to have his first name changed.He was
being poked fun of because of his first name.
And thirdly that he was short.He was 5' 4". But he was also the fastest kid
on the block.His nickname was " Flash ".
He eventually became a weight lifter and lifted till the last couple weeks of his life.
He made it to age 52.His shortness caused him to believe wholeheartedly that
short people are not liked by the female sex and therefore in combination with
being a Type One Diabetic,he would never be able to find a girlfriend.
He never did and lived his entire life { outside his 4 years in college
just couple hours from home } at home as a homebody.His Mom and Dad were
also homebody's.

 

This was today's dilemma. Do I drive to tomorrow's delivery location this afternoon, or in the morning?

My delivery is 215miles down some windey-assed road from here. I could park and spend the night at the customer, but there are NO BATHROOMS. I've got the alarm set for 2am.

 

Um ... - Let Your Fingers DO the Driving - ?