Smartie's Bar & Grill #71

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  1. Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage Well-Known Member

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    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

    That said, in your own home, with no where to go, no pee tests to slow you down, harm none, do as you will.
     
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    You don't need drugs if you are retired. Too easy to get high on life and the leisure time to enjoy it,
     
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    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the guy whi just finished humpin' the lawnmower through the yard. (It's, like, 1500 square feet.)
     
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  4. politicalcenter

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    So many different stories on that one.
     
  5. Ddyad

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    Dude! They make robots for that now. Get woke!

     
  6. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member

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    Yep then there is the shanty Irish and the lace curtain Irish. So many names to describe one race of people those mentioned are the kinder names. My maternal Grandmother was very proud of being Irish and would tell you in a heartbeat she was Irish.
     
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    daisydotell Well-Known Member

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    Why not wait till the bottom drops out of the prices?
     
  8. Crownline

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    That has the makings of a fine nightmare. I’ll pass. I have a couple of the robot vacuums, but they are pretty harmless though.
     
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    I have a robot that will work until it says error 7.
     
  10. catalinacat

    catalinacat Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Why not? She should be proud to be Irish.:)
     
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    Google Irish people try...and check it out.....funny.
     
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    I think that is why she never hesitated to let people know she was Irish. She was proud IRISH.
     
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  13. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Donor

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    Top o' the mornin to y'all. Do believe we've got us a humpday! Who wants coffee?

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    Yesterday was your hump day, wasn't it?

    Did they move the 18 wheeler? What was the story behind the parked truck?
     
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    I was wondering, what do you feed those things? Do they use a litter box?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Donor

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    Mornin, daise! They moved the fully loaded 28 wheeler to the impound lot. Gonna be an expensive retrieve for trucking co... havent heard if chgs will be filed against driver. Dumba**.
     
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    When they roll over you they just trim your nails and your hair - it's called AI.
     
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    Bugs blood.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Donor

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    Small children & cats.
     
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    The company said the the driver was on break.
     
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    $300 for a tow truck just to hook up to one.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Donor

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    Extended break... he checked into a hotel!
     
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    Recalls the story of my visit to the NYS DMV in Newburg NY. In the middle of process vehicle registration, the clerk got up and went behind a wall. Figured she was going to get a another form. Time goes by, 2 minutes, 5 minutes... I finally lean in the window and ask another clerk, and I'm told she went on break....
     
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    Hey! You leave the cats outta this!!!
     
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    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    Haaahahahahaaa!
     
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