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  1. Thought Criminal

    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    I don't even like white chicken meat, but Chick-Fil-A is pretty good.
     
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    That sort of thing does happen.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Big diva bday luncheon tomorrow... about 60 mi outta town. ROAD TRIP!!!

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Ok this is not political. Its spiritual.

    What candidate got high before the mics were turned on?

     
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    The new lime slush is pretty good too.
     
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    I think Im gonna bump up that October 15th date to August 15th. Ahahahahaha
     
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    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    So, when the HR guy told me that I would get paid for my unused vacation time, he said to call if it doesn't come. I didn't bother to say that he didn't have to worry about that!

    I got up this morning and no check. I looked a half-hour later, still no check. Another half-hour and, voila, check.

    Whew!

    It would've taken three business days to transfer money and I was down to $146.

    Now the challenge is to make that, and my small pension, last until August 21st.
     
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    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    Big event today!

    I've already taken the garbage can out to the street for the trash truck to come and empty.
     
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    That's enough for the day. Relax.
    Have you thought about being a bud trimmer?
    You dont have to drive to take a trip.
    Just sayin'.
     
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    Oprah is very sensitive racial, cultural and tribal concerns. She probably just doesn't care for peyote.
     
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    Set up a GoFundMe page. I've seen worse things supported by the zombie masses. ;)
     
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    I was going to suggest he include a selfie in a cardboard box on skid row, but then I remembered this:

     
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    They bust people for fake gofundme scams?

    Oh, crap! There goes that trip to Disneyland.
     
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    I just logged on to my 401k account. My check must be on its way, because the account shows a zero balance.

    My fingernails are getting pretty short.
     
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    Here are a few tips to ease your concerns.
    Just launder the money with a little clandestine trip to Universal Studios - lower profile - better rides. And a great opportunity to try out your gender neutral disguise. The feds are very gender confused these days.

    Oh, and brush up on your Spanish in case you get caught. Of course that's very unlikely, but a little 'No habla' and you can score a free DHS shuttle to any blue sanctuary city.
     
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    What the heck is this; floating motel?

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    Do you just throw the bones in water, or break them open first?
     
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    Just boil em... meat , bones...gristle and all.
     
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    Salt...pepper.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Dang its hot out there.

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    The sun-baked thermometer is reading 75°

    Bwaaahahahahaaa!
     
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    So, no?
     
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