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  1. Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the Registrar was nipping that day.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think Maybe but am not sure.Maybe the word " maybe " doesn't
    cut it.Then I was guilty this morning of cutting a fart { passing gas }
    a fudgy that was loud enough but maybe coulda,shoulda been louder
    in order to ward off intruders.To me Castle.Because me home is me Castle.
    Got it now.I mean,like maybe.
     
    Foolardi, Oct 16, 2019
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  3. Thought Criminal

    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    For better, or worse, the bookending Escallonia Fradesii are in the ground.

    My plan is constantly shifting. It's now highly dependent on the concept of life being resilient.

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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I'm actually a little paler than the pic... makeup, ya know? ;)

    Never buy a horse when you've had a few.

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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Maybe if more posters thunk like me,I wouldn't have to
    post so mush.So lengthy.Food for thunking.
     
    Foolardi, Oct 16, 2019
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    Thought Criminal Well-Known Member Donor

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    1) Not posse bull
    2) If it was easy, anyone could do it.
     
    Thought Criminal, Oct 16, 2019
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning barflies. Happy Thursday!

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    Smartmouthwoman, Oct 17, 2019
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    He's in for a surprise. That's the hog that eats dead bodies down in Crow Town.
     
    jay runner, Oct 17, 2019
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    I owe myself an award.... not physically reacting to the blithering idiot that works for local government regarding the appropriate way to enter a parking lot is NOT entering via the EXIT.

    My judicial application of brakes prevented an otherwise unwanted meet and greet in the bank parking lot. For my restraint and courtesy, I was told I needed to watch where I was going.
     
    Collateral Damage, Oct 17, 2019
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    Good job!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good restraint.

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    Nah, been by there.. that hog went to Lajitas, from there it mysteriously disappeared, the Mexicans threw a huge BBQ the next day to commemorate it's disappearance.
     
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    The "city" was so impressed, by my yard upgrades, that they gave me a shiny new trashcan!

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    Congratulations, Proud Papa....
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Awesome

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    Why wood you or anyone even know that.Or want to know that.
    It's like making sure to remember the last time one vomited.
    Or told the Boss off.
     
    Foolardi, Oct 18, 2019
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Happy Friday. Back to work on Monday so better make the most of this weekend. ;)

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    I'm one of the few that WOULD know that... and know next to nothing of even the circumstances leading to the events of your poor analogies.
    Anyway, for your edification specifically foolardi, and the company herein Smartie's Bar & Grill (hey Smartie, can you give me a refill here)
    I was referencing this quote, for which I have firsthand information. As most readers might have inferred, I am familiar with the "Crow Town" movie set
    (reminds me of Chain Lighting" by Steely Dan" ) oh Thanks Smartie.. just the tune I was thinking!)

    Soooooo .. it's just bar stool banter,...……….. HD hater LOL
     
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    With today being trash day, I feel like a parent sending his kid off to his first day at school.
     
    Thought Criminal, Oct 18, 2019
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    A care package fir Garbage ?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Made it to visit a friend and... drumroll... short trip to Wal-Mart. I now pronounce myself 90% healed and nearly ready to rejoin society. Can I get a hallelujah!

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    Welcome back to the world!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    TY, darlin. It feels weird to stay outta the loop so long, than jump back in. Driving was the biggest challenge, but next is getting back on the train. Totally irrational since it's nothing more than walking on, taking a seat and riding... but there's little rational about this process. Considered making a dry run today so I'd quit feeling anxious, but talked myself outta it. Now that I'm unmedicated, maybe I'll just drink. ;)
     
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    Another Hollywood fun fact.
    This notable,popular Hollywood actor credits these two words
    for the secret behind his long-running marriage :
    " Yes,Dear! "
     
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