Smartie's Bar & Grill #73

When someone in your family goes shopping in 2020 ...

 

Profound....

 

I hate it when a plan falls apart. Sometimes I get these culinary ideas. And sometimes my cooking goes to the chickens.

 

The reporting is crazy. But I think we can count on MSM to make it look as bad as possible.

 

Because one is doing it on the sly.Meaning as a sideline at best.
At worst on a whim.Cooking has to be innate to ones eats.
It's like going to bed.A healthy person goes to bed usually around
the same time.A person that is reckless probably has a difficult time
going to sleep.Because they aren't regular.
Poops know what I'm talkin' bout.

 

I been to cooking school but my wife is still a better cook. Been thinking about something with cold rice. Cook some rice and the find something to mix with it then reheat.

 

I can personally vouch for leftover chicken or pork, cut into small cubes, mixed with leftover rice, a couple of pats of butter, and microwave 1.5 minutes at power level 8. Cover bowl with a paper towel while microwaving. Sprinkle with shredded cheese.

#recipesfor8pm

 

Or maybe do as L.A. Mayor and smirking Control Freak
Eric Garcetti is calling for.To Pay snitches in the City of Angels
for ratting out anyone who may disobey L.A. Lockdown order
to Not leave yer home.Garcetti running around with his nefarious
smirking mug suggesting paying $ 200 per snitch-out.
Is that Kafkaesque enough for ya.
The Same Gercetti who Ignored the Rat Infestation problem
facing his city.The Same smirking joker who allowed his city
to be overrun with a serious Homeless problem.
Know these Smirkers.I beg of you.

 

Well, finally I caught a few crawdads. Four to be exact. That leaves my total to five caught. I caught one in another spot but after a few days of nuthin but a couple small fish I moved. One trap had 3 dad's and the other had one but was out of bait. Got three traps set and I got a big one at the house. Still trying crawdads. There is one rare species that grows 8 inches long. If I could breed a male and female I would have something. Seafood for fresh water.

 

A steady diet of rice is not recommended.Rice is after all basically
a starchy carbohydrate.White Rice is not Brown rice.
White rice has been washed or polished of it's basic nutritional
value.One can easily lose weight on a steady diet of Rice.
But Rice can just as easily put on the pounds due to it's
caloric content.
Rice is popular because it is easy to store,fix and buy.
Like Beans.But beans are now considered an enemy of our
body.Lentils are now considered Verboten as Tomatoes are for a
person with arthritis.
Diet Coke is also bad for those expecting to lose weight.
It somehow causes a weight gain.Plus it has Aspartame.

 

Stress calms me down too. My thought process get sharper and more clear the more stress I’m under. Almost like time slows down for everything but me.

 

This is just for laughs.Woudn't it be a gas if you done got arrested
by some Forestry Officer for violating a lockdown order.
And you explaining to the Officer ... But Officer I was just out
trying to attract Crawdads.
The Officer giving you a nutty look ...
"Yeah ... I'll give you some crawdad pops."

 

It would have been better if she was wearing white.
Oh, crap! Did I say that out loud?

 

I am the exact opposite.Being a Type A personality.
I see a line of cars on the Interstate all start stopping And I
instantaneously go into superman thinking mode.What do I do.
Just play along and maybe get stranded for hours.Or start looking
for an alternate exit to escape.Like maybe even going on a grass
median to find.In this I am like I was in my 20's on the basketball
court.I was always a good basketball player,but it wasn't until
I learned how to play Street Ball with guys who really knew how
to play { Kids who couldn't get into college } but would have been
stars if only they had grades.I was one of the few White kids who
could hang with the Street Hoops crowd.I even had a street
moniker ... Cool Carl

 

I do have a permit to travel because I take someone to work that is considered essential. Anyway I have talked to the police. They said they won't bother me. On did stop and ask me if I ever caught any fish where I was.

 

Just to be clear.Crawdads ain't fish.Just like Goldfish ain't
a frog and a tadpole aint a message board poster that is in the
maturing stage.

 

Why would you wanna " talk to the Police ".
Tell it to the Judge.Tell it to the Judge.
Sock it to me.Sock it to me.

 

93 degrees and rising in Big D. Ugh, unless it kills the virus, not ready for heat yet. *sweat*

 

All sing ..

 

Shoot me now, I sang it.... I will never be whole again.....

 

Would " Stay home if yer sick " include daily posts I read
daily,sometimes hourly,and even minute-by-minute If sickened
by reply's.
Unless a Message Board exists to make humans feel at home.

 

But why not fish when setting traps. I c

 

I’ve set a trap or two in my day and always heard that cut bait from a fish from the same water as the crawfish is the ticket. However, hotdogs have always worked pretty well for me.

 

Well I have learned one thing. You have to find them. We had a drought several years ago and everything dried up. I remembered where a stream bed stayed wet through it all and drained a swamp. But I did find some. All my indoor tanks have at least one crawdad. The long 94 gallon has 4. Two males and two females. The store bought crawdads are in my plant pond. And one wild caught female. Also got a couple of catfish and several bluegill. The catfish are in the big pond.