...so much for global bloody warming....

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  1. The Scotsman

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    ...I mean when is this thing going to happen!! Its almost the middle of summer and its proper cold out...11 degrees, blowing a hoolie and hoying it down in London...I was promised sun and heat...where the hell is it!!
     
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    Welcome to Wales!
     
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    ...at least you can snuggle up to a sheep....:)......:hiding:
     
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    Unless it hears you coming.
     
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    Amber Weather warnings today for rain...13 degrees... no sun....just 4 inches of rain so far and its still pissing it down.
    Where's this bloody heat I've been promised!!!


    true dat.....but its okay if you're wearing a condom right...??
     
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    There was frost this morning.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Did you have a flindrikin in Scotland?
     
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    Not if it's made from the intestines of a relative.
     
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    ....I not sure if flindring with your kin is allowed in Scotland? Sounds like a welsh thing...it’ll be allowed there I’m sure...
     
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    Only with pretty sheep!8)
     
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    ....are they a bit picky then...the welsh I mean.... I would have thought that after a heavy session of Jägerbombs and sheepdip nobody would care that much?
     
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    cousins are okay though aren't they...that doesn't take you into dueling banjos territory I mean?
     
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    ....aye but they have some really clever marketing schemes!
     
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    A flindrikin is Scottish for a slight snow shower.
     
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    The SHEEP'S relative for God's sake.
     
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    Meh, I was in Scotland and a gale was blowing but a Scot called it, "a breeze and a wee bit a dew".
     
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    Tis what I meant.....:oops:.....
     
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    ...oh....never heard that before....sounds like something you’d order from the chippy... a flindrikin supper tae gang hen...wi a deep fried mars bar
     
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    The one I wanna try is battered pizza, pizza crunch, but I think it's more Glasgow area.
     
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    I thought it was a scarf!
     
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    Be careful what you wish for.
     
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    ...:)..tis summer old boy, you know, the season of ale on the village green, lazy afternoons watching the test match and crispy skin from too much sun....instead we have rain, cold winds and no cricket.....call me old fashioned but I wish to be warm and dry as its' summer...
    Anyway I'm off to Rome to warm up...:cool:
     
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    Try Australia...they are going into fall after a brutal summer....temps should be pretty comfy now.
     
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    ...not a chance mate its full of nasty biting multi-legged critters that scuttle about in the rafters and stinging fish that bushwack your testicles...gives me the heebies just thinking about it....
     
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