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  1. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Donor

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    Who will save our beloved country from wankers like these . . . (head wanker first)

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    Only Nigel Farage? A statesman among nincompoops.
     
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    I have a better suggestion...
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Donor

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    I don't think there's a cure for being a complete cretin...but I was thinking that if they sent her over to Brussels to negotiate a brexit deal she would be given anything she wanted just so they could get rid of her.
    Diane Abbot - Brexit secret weapon!
     
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    When right wingers call people 'cretin' why don't they actually do it with any intelligence? Seems a strange tactic!
     
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    Just supply cake. It neutralises her ability to talk.
     
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    Some holy foreign emperor can save us.
    Maybe Mr Trump or Mr Junkers.
     
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    It was done intelligently..... there was an adjective in front of the "cretin"
     
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    You are more than welcome to have our wanking BLOTUS. We will even throw in his family just in case he doesn't live long enough to entirely wreck the UK.
     
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    I take it you're not a fan of the fella then?
    The lad makes me laugh, how he can get away with the bollocks he talks is amazing... its like US politics is now an offshoot production of EdomolShine Group...

    And in today's episode of Trump at Home... Donald tries to prove he has a second brain cell.
    In last weeks episode Oval Office cleaner Kellyanne inadvertently found a brain cell tucked down the crease in the Oval Office couch and unaware of its owner kept it for herself.... naughty minx!!
    Donald was in a rage as he carroomed around his office looking for it. Giving up on the search he told the audience "meh....its only my back-up brain cell... I got another one....a bigger one... its really bigly"
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    But has he? All will be revealed in today's exciting instalment of Trump at Home....!!!
     
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    :roflol:

    Spoiler Alert: Office cleaner Kellyanne checks the Sell By date on the brain cell and discovers that it is expired and has a non upgradable OS version so she flushes it down the toilet.
     
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    LOL....brilliant............Hopefully chief sanitation worker Baghdad Sarah will find it and return it so it can take pride of place in the Trump Presidential library!

    .....that's a point!! What books do you think he'd have in there?
    The Complete Works of Hugh Hefner?
    The Gropes of Wrath.....
     
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    Before we consider what goes into that library we must decide on a location. I think that it would be appropriate to rename the Riker's Island Prison Library after the BLOTUS and paint the bars gold in his honor since he obviously deserved to spend time behind them. Over the door we could emblazon his famous slogan of "Lock Him Up".

    Since the BLOTUS was not much of a reader the comic book section is probably going to be popular. There needs to be an empty section devoted to his tax returns and charitable works. Sleazy self serving cardboard cutouts should be everywhere as a testabment to his 2 dimensional character.
     
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    In the UK years ago...60s I think it was we had this kids program called Trumpton..
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    I vote for Trumpton!

    Fella on the bikes' called Windy Miller.... looks like Trump....Windy Trump..:)
     
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    Perhaps Daily Sport quality? You fellows need a few evening classes to reach Daily Mail level hate.
     

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