Spoliers to everything

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  1. Sir Thaddeus

    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    WArning, I am ruining endings here....read at your own peril.

    • Darth Vader is Luke's father [​IMG]
    • Tom Robinson dies, and Boo kills Bob Ewell
    • Tyler Durden is not really there
    • Mufasa Dies
    • Bruce Willis is a Ghost the whole time [​IMG]
    • Kevin Spacy is lying, his leg is fine, he is Keyser Soze
    • There is nothing on your shirt, a person just wants you to look down so they can run there finger up your shirt and poke you
    • They are still on earth, not an ape planet.
    • Snape is actually good [​IMG]
    • Russel Crowe is not really working for the CIA, he still gets the Nobel though!

    More to come
     
  2. paco

    paco New Member

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    Ooh! Now this is fun! Here are my contributions:


    Jack freezes to death at the end of Titanic; he DIES!

    Frodo ends up tossing the ring into the fires of Mount Doom at the end of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Now you can save 12 hours of your life for more important things.

    Jake becomes one of the Na'Vi at the end of Avatar.

    Neo DIES at the end of Matrix Revolutions!

    Tom Hanks gets killed at the end of Saving Private Ryan. Matt Damon is the old fart shuffling through Arlington Cemetery at the beginning of the film.

    Clint Eastwood DIES at the end of Gran Torino!
     
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    At the end of Lost we learn that we wasted the last 6 years of our lives.
     
  4. Trubz

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    Like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Thelma and Louise most likely DIE at the end.

    My favorite, btw.
     
  5. Sir Thaddeus

    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Isn't it though. :)

    Addon: Smeagol/ Gollum DIES

    More:

    The Dinosaurs come back........ twice...Jeff Goldblume stays alive

    In Psycho his mom is not the killer, he his. His mother is dead, sitting in a chair.

    That dead body laying on the floor is actually jigsaw, he gets up and locks the guy in.

    Rocky loses, Rocky wins, Rocky wins, Rocky wins, Rocky Wins, and nobody watched that last one.
     
  6. justonemorevoice

    justonemorevoice Well-Known Member

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    ariel gets her legs and marries the prince.
    bud beats the crap outta tattoo and leaves with sissy.
    sam elliot dies. (hell, that was 2 movies...yall figure it out)
     
  7. paco

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    He got the last laugh in the end though, because he outlived Patrick Swayze, haha! :twisted:
     
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    In the end, he got there the same way that the coin did.
     
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    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    How dare you ruin that for me!!! I haven't even seen that movie yet!!! :angered:
     
  10. justonemorevoice

    justonemorevoice Well-Known Member

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    awwww, now thats just mean! :omg:
     
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    since you don't watch old movies, you don't have to worry...the Marky-Mark Planet of the Apes doesn't end that way. :sun:
     
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    I don't care for the old version but Marky Mark is kinda cute. Any movie with him in it is worth watching.
     
  13. Sir Thaddeus

    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Jesus gets back up

    Sam tries the eggs and ham, he likes them

    Dr. Evil is Austin Powers brother, he gets the girl (all of them)

    Colonel Blake dies, in a helicopter crash.
     
  14. paco

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    What?! Then what was the whole friggin' point of him dying? What a waste. I'm glad I never bothered finishing the book. :-D
     
  15. Kazikli Bey

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    The Outsider dies in the end, put to death because he did not cry at his mother's funeral.
     
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    The old version was much better.
     
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    nuh uh, pony boy dies from exposure to a fire. so there. :nana:
     
  18. Kazikli Bey

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    Your missing the 's' on the end of Outsider to make it plural :whisper:
     
  19. Sir Thaddeus

    Sir Thaddeus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    DiCaprio is really insane and is just a patient. They set it all up.
    Brad Pitt's wife's head is in the box.
    Harry is a Horcrux.
     
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    Marley the dog dies.
     
  21. mikezila

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    i'm pretty sure LTC. Blake dies when his tranport is shot down over the Sea of Japan.
     
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    I always knew Snape was good.
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE[/ame]
     

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