Stranger Than Truth but Is

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  1. Moi621

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    United Airlines, Again!

    What level of disaster is it going to take for United Airlines to just hang up the
    "Out of Business" sign and ask the last person to leave to please turn off the lights.
    Probably lots of human lives.
    Why would anyone spend their money on United Airlines while they have choice?
    Even it someone has it in for United, do you wanna be part of it?

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/26/travel/bunny-death-united-trnd/
    A healthy 3-foot-long giant rabbit is found dead after United flight

    United Airlines has taken another blow to its image after a giant, apparently healthy rabbit died following a transcontinental flight.
    The bunny was found dead at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, the same place passenger David Dao was dragged off a United flight earlier this month -- dragging United's reputation through the mud.
    It happened when Simon, a 3-foot-long, 10-month-old Continental Giant rabbit, flew in from London's Heathrow Airport to O'Hare on April 19.


    The rabbit had passed a veterinarian examination three hours before the flight and the breeder has successfully sent such rabbits to other new homes successfully via airline.
    I am not sure it is the same rabbit here imaged. But, similar.

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    Moi :oldman:

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    Cult programmed Barbie. How dastardly.
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    That's a big rabbit.united airlines seems determined to destroy itself.
     
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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/shock-dakota-access-pipeline-spills-011505747.html

    Shock as Dakota Access Pipeline
    spills oil before it even comes online

    The Dakota Access Pipeline has suffered its first oil leak before it has become fully operational, with indigenous groups saying it shows how much the project threatens the environment.

    No sabotage.
    It did it all by itself.

    Imagine a Federally guaranteed pipeline spill before it comes into full operation.
    Stranger Than Truth, But Is!​

    Moi :oldman:

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    Deus vult!
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Stranger Than Truth But Is, and believable too. :woot:


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/d7b31d...93ebb727b/ss_clintons-return-white-house.html
    Clintons Return White House Furniture

    Former President Clinton and his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, have sent $28,000 worth of household goods back to Washington . . . .

    No further comment required.
    Well: Hustlers are as their nature dictates.

    Moi :oldman:

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    No Canada-1.png
    Stop Creeping :flagcanada:ism
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Anthony Weiner. What a dick.
    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/anthony-w...-material-140419581--abc-news-topstories.html
    Anthony Weiner pleads guilty in sexting case and must
    register as sex offender; Huma Abedin files for divorce

    I mean really. Isn't there a time to acknowledge some guy being a dick?
    Of all languages it seems English has the fewest words to express such.
    I believe the Yiddish word would be, Putz.

    And likewise, Hillary is a c*nt. To be fair about it.

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    Make them pay their fair share!
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Stranger Than Truth But Is


    Let this be a warning to all those who might move to Mexico
    in search of FREEDOM to be a Troll!


    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...a-lynch-mob-and-a-murder-in-cancun?yptr=yahoo
    Mexican Mob Lynches
    Russian 'Nazi' in Cancun
    Avowed Nazi sympathizer Aleksei Viktorovich Makeev
    made himself a nuisance online in Mexico.
    People who have no faith in police responded with mob justice.

    The mob descended on his home after local media reports began circulating on Friday about Makeev, who had spent the previous months uploading videos of himself on his personal YouTube channels surrounded by swastikas.

    In the videos, one can see that he had made a hobby of disparaging the people of Mexico, speaking with particular loathing about indigenous women and infants. He was dubbed #LordNaziRuso on social media—Lord Russian Nazi—and outrage quickly grew.

    He learned the hard way about trolling from Mexico. dont-feed-the-trolls.jpg


    Moi :oldman:

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    TaxCanada.jpg
    Make :flagcanada: pay its' fair share!
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Transracialism Lives! :woot:
    Yet we never called it Transracial when a Black person might pass as White.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/german-white-woman-insane-chemical-142030843.html

    A German White Woman With An Insane Chemical Tan
    Insists She Is Now “Black”

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    Evidently, the transracial desperation—truly a puzzling mindset in and of itself—is real out in these streets. Shout out to Rachel Dolezal for setting the precedent for people to swap out the privilege their birth skin affords them and slip into minority races like a shiny new outfit. Perhaps now would be good a time as any t0 connect with her sister in trans-race, Martina Adam, a German woman and “aspiring model” who has been turning heads all the way across the pond.

    "For a while, (Martina Adam) Adam’s larger than life breast enhancements were the conversation starters, but now it is her deep coffee skin, the best chemically enhanced skin money could buy. “This medical treatment increased my body’s melatonin production,” she wrote on her Facebook page, where she goes by “Martina Big.” “I love my new ebony look very much. Therefore, I’m currently testing various things to emphasize my exotic look. Further more I had done the next step in my transformation I like the beautiful, big lips of the black women very much”


    More here https://www.facebook.com/pg/Model.Martina.BIG/photos/?ref=page_internal

    What would Adolf say?

    Moi :oldman:


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    Warning: :flagcanada: are the most likely to overstay their visas.

    Transnationalism or subtle invasion?


     
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    Strike A Blow Against The Feminist.
    Or is it a blow for true, feminism?
    https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/hot-single-female-got-electricity-back-irma-202645774.html

    This is how a 'hot single female' got her electricity back after Irma

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    A photo of a Florida resident who lost power during Hurricane Irma has gained traction online for its unique combination of sexy and inspiring. In it, Kynse Leigh, a recent organ-transplant recipient, stands in front of her house and some downed tree branches while making a plea through a hot-pink-lettered sign: “Hot single female seeks sexy lineman to electrify her life.” It’s received hundreds of shares on Facebook.


    Is she a feminist or a real feminist, maybe femaleist?
    Put the "fe" back in females, women, ladies, girls, wives, and 2 X Chromosomes :rant:

    BTW her double organ transplant was a kidney and a pancreas. See link.
    Pretty spectacular. I did not know they were doing pancreas lately.
    Early efforts not so good.

    Moi :oldman:

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    Never Forget!
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
    What do you think they are discussing?
     
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    George Lopez booed -- the swamp is draining

    President Trump's attacks on the media, the NFL, and others are not impulsive -- but part of a strategy to reverse 60 years of cultural deterioration.

    In draining the swamp, the president has to cut off its main tributary: the media.



    Americans are helping President Trump.

    Not only are fans tuning out the NFL, but last night they booed George Lopez, the emcee of a charity event in Denver, when he ran a diatribe against the President of the United States, including a shot at his skin color.

    The show raised more than $1.6 million for the Children's Diabetes Foundation in Denver founded 40 years ago by Barbara and Marvin Davis. (He once owned half of Fox before selling it to Rupert Murdoch.) Their son now chairs the foundation.

    Heckled, Lopez said, “I apologize for bringing politics to an event. This is America — it still is. So I apologize to your white privilege.

    Whoa.

    Lopez was supposed to emcee the event, but after a monologue cut short by boos and hoots, he left the stage and did not return, according to the New York Post.

    His behavior was unacceptable.

    But he is a sick man.

    He sees people only by their color.

    He is part of an effort in the supposedly entertainment industry to scapegoat white Christian males. Lopez and the rest offer people an excuse for all their problems. Nearly half the people in prison for murder are black men? Oh it is not that because nearly half the murders are by black men. No, it is racism.

    We have to end that nonsense...

    Lopez by the way is a multi-millionaire.

    Victimhood pays.

    http://donsurber.blogspot.com/2017/10/george-lopez-booed-swamp-is-draining.html#more
     
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    Isn't there one safety zone for
    straight, heterosexual sex anymore?
    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/playboy-makes-history-first-transgender-154601490.html
    Playboy Makes History With
    Its First Transgender Playmate

    A French model named Ines Rau has become the first openly transgender person to be named a Playboy Playmate in the 64-year history of the publication.


    The 26-year-old will receive the title in in the November/December 2017 issue of Playboy where she takes part in a photo-spread and opens up in an interview about her transgender identity.


    Thank You France. NOT.
    Isn't there any safe place for straight men?
    No. Not in the 21st Century.
    Stranger than truth but, is.


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    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Stranger Than Truth But Is -

    Asylum Seekers Fleeing :flagus: :salute: to :flagcanada:
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/people-running-trump-getting-asylum-022702319.html?.tsrc=jtc_news_index

    People Running From Trump
    Are Getting Asylum In Canada

    This year, more than 15,000 people —most of them living legally in the U.S.— have illegally crossed the U.S.-Canada border in hopes of reaching refugee status in Canada, a report by Reuters found. The exodus, which has largely taken place at the Quebec-New York State border, forced the Canadian military to set up a temporary tent encampment in Quebec, despite igniting strong criticism from anti-immigrant groups there.

    One can only wonder what sort of ISIS like program they use to augment their recruitment.

    Moi :oldman:

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    :flagcanada: Stormtroopers.
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.

    You remember, Stormtroopers? Oh sure. Just for border defense from refugees fleeing :flagus:
     
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    The Mounties! Always get their men!
     
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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/spacex-sets-historic-first-falcon-213640900.html
    SpaceX sets historic first
    Falcon Heavy launch for February 6


    SpaceX's first Falcon Heavy flight will be about testing it in real-world flight. The company has done a lot of preparation and simulation, but you can't know how a rocket's going to behave in the air until it actually launches. Musk has previously suggested this could end with the rocket exploding post-launch and pre-orbit, but that would still be a major step forward for SpaceX's heavy booster.


    The cargo on board for this mission is a cherry red original model Tesla Roadster – and if things go very well, it'll be put into a long looping Mars orbit, a nod to everything Musk's ventures have accomplished thus far, and also what they hope to achieve in the future.



    Stranger Than Truth But Is
     
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    Stranger Than Truth But Is . .

    What's the world coming to when hags can deny federal authorities . .
    . . the usual and customary . .

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    Jackie Hag Speier

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    Barbara Comstock, she's the GOP hag.


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/bill-prohibit-federal-law-enforcement-165626060.html

    New Bill Would Prohibit Federal Law Enforcement Officials
    From Having Sex With People in Custody

    A new bill would make it illegal for federal law enforcement officials to have sex with people in their custody, targeting a legal loophole that has allowed authorities to claim that instances of alleged assault or rape were consensual.

    California Rep. Jackie Speier, a Democrat, and Virginia Rep. Barbara Comstock, a Republican, introduced the bill to the U.S. House of Representatives on Thursday, their offices announced. . . .



    What will the enforcement unions say about this?
    It just ain't right.
    How can these hags void of estrogen deny "true love" should it happen?


    Moi :oldman:



    :nana: :flagcanada:
     
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    "Holy Flying Tesla", Batman



    Or
    Why I don't like electric or hybrid cars.
    Too lightweight.
    In the event to an accident one is inside
    a well padded hockey puck as it flies around
    and airbags deploy.


    Moi :oldman:
    :heart: my 4WD Ford Expedition


    :nana: :flagcanada:
     
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    Not Back to the Future 6?
     
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    STRANGER THAN TRUTH BUT IS!
    It's back

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man...denied-last-name-cause-offense-110250548.html
    Man's request for a vanity plate denied because
    his last name could cause offense

    A Canadian man says that his request for a personalized license plate has been rejected on the grounds that it contains an “unacceptable slogan.”

    “It’s my last name. I’ve always had it,” the Saskatchewan resident told the CBC. “I’m not ashamed of it. There’s nothing bad about it.”

    For Assman, his name carries a proud legacy. His great-grandfather, an Assman himself, would help other farmers during hard times.

    “Farmers would come in the early ’30s and they borrowed money from him,” Assman said. “Instead of him foreclosing on their land, he just either forgave it, or let them pay when they could.”"

    “Farmers would come in the early ’30s and they borrowed money from him,” Assman said. “Instead of him foreclosing on their land, he just either forgave it, or let them pay when they could.”

    But according to government officials, a license plate featuring the name could offend others.




    I'm offended by all vanity plates gov't.
    Don't issue any because I am so very offended.


    Moi
    :oldman:
    Legman myself.


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    Remember R. Kelly's over acted preference of innocence?


    Guess what happened after the interview. Schadenfreude, Why Not!

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment...-pay-nearly-161k-child-support-222113921.html
    R. Kelly arrested after failing to pay $161K in child support

    The 52-year-old R&B singer was taken into custody after Wednesday’s hearing for failing to pay ex-wife, Andrea Kelly, more than $161,000 in back child support by today’s court mandated deadline. The Kellys finalized their divorce in 2009 after 13 years of marriage. They share three children: 20-year-old Joann, otherwise known as Buku Abi; Jay, 18; and Robert Jr., who is 16.


    According to Chicago Sun-Times reporter Sam Charles, Kelly will have to pay $161,663 to be released from jail. Kelly came to court purportedly prepared to set up a payment plan. . .


    Stranger Than Truth
    But Is.

    Is he believable in the interview
    or just over acting now?
     

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