Stupid Corona Virus Strategies

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  1. Libby

    Libby Well-Known Member

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    Stupid strategies?

    Breathing from your hair dryer.

    Eating fish tank cleaner.

    Closing all of the restaurants, but turning a blind eye to the crowds in the supermarkets and dollar stores.

    Closing all of the hotels, but letting refugees from New York flee to Florida and trusting them to self quarantine.

    How are those for starters?

    :p
     
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    Saber tooth tigers used to eat people like this.

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    Are there maximum numbers allowed in a session?
     
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    Not that I can tell but the parking lot is packed.
     
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    Gun stores closed, pot stores open. Don’t read too far into that you might miss the point.
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Sounds like Coronavirus soup.
     
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    Quarantining infected and non infected passengers on a ship.(all breathing same AC’d air)
     
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    How do you explain the rapid spread of the virus in India and soon in Pakistan?
     
  10. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    This is the stupid Coronavirus strategies thread. I had posted a stupid strategy.
     
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    Buy 1000 rolls of toilet paper!
     
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    @Sallyally


    Unlike the 19th hole or "hiking trails"
    Gyms share a common "air space".
     
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    By all rights, the moment a ship leaves the dock passangers are quarantined. Unless one is a really good swimmer.
     
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    Closing public schools but encouraging the use of private childcare as in Kate Brown's Oregon.
     
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    Shut down the damn economy. If you smash a finger with a hammer, cut off your hand.
     
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    In southern California primary schools have been closed-but they were having kids return to campus 2-3 times a day to get meals.

    They just stopped it, I believe.
     
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    Lots of anomalies in the attempt to restrict human exposure to human.
     
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    Prayer
     
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    Faith in man.
     
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    How about virgin sacrifice or witch burning?
     
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    Who suggested this?
     
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    They couldn’t get meals at home?
     
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    Where did you get this information? Would like the source please, just to verify. Thanks.
     
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    Duh. They are not essential.
     
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    This is a thread for stupid Coronavirus strategies. The strategies posted are stupid ones which should not be followed because they are stupid or scams or disinformation.
    Not meant to be taken seriously.
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2020
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