Suicide Bomber Professor Displays Proper Technique!

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  1. Stuart Wolfe

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    Yes, it's class dismissed for one group of Sunni militants as their professor gave it the ol' college try by accidentally using a real explosives belt to demonstrate how it's done!

    Yes, this professor went all-out as he rung the final bell on their training session. No word yet on whether they passed, although I'm sure the professor himself will get an award for service above and beyond the call of duty - posthumously, of course!

    In the end, we can only hope that all professors of homicide bombers are as dedicated to the betterment of their students education as this one.
     
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    [video=youtube;NUHk2RSMCS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUHk2RSMCS8[/video]
     
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    I am getting this vision of what happened just seconds before the explosion.

    "Professor?"

    "Yes student Omar, what is it?"

    "If something should go wrong during this demonstration, will our health plan fully or only partial co--" Ka-Boooooom!
     
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    Heh . . . "That showed em, huh?"

    "You silly sods!"

    Gotta love the classics!
     
  5. Stuart Wolfe

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    I hope the school decided to give the students an A after class ended early. An "Incomplete" grade would really look bad on their transcripts.
     
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    Yeah but the burning question is . . . how many virgins do you get after death if the last words you hear is from your instructor saying, "Ooops! Damn!"?
     
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    It's still seventy-two virgins - but they all come from the nearest Star Trek Convention.

    I hope they like a collection of thirty-year old guys dressed like Spock.
     
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    Alla is going to run out of virgins very quickly if this continues!
     
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    Yay! Fewer terrorists in the world! :clapping:

    Class dismissed! Don't let the universe hit you on the way out! :bomb:

    You're all nominated for the Darwin Award !
     
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    Perhaps if they turn the lights down real low . . .
     
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    The President should send the family a Congressional Gold Medal. Single handedly killing 28 terrorists and injuring 11 others - Outstanding bravery in my book ;)
     
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    Yes I would hate to see these students penalized in their doctoral pursuits due to a bad professor
     
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    Now that would simply be awesome! :thumbsup:
     
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    Students listen up! This is how its done properly...KABOOM!!!:buggered:
     
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    Can't you just see the replies should the survivors get handed a 'Please grade your professor on his performance' questionnaire?
     
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    Here's another possibility to explain how this came about:

    "Damn it our normal explosives expert professor is not available! Who do we have down on our list of qualified substitutes?"

    "Well Professor Omar was taken out by a U.S. drone last week. Professor Ladin is in hiding after accidentally sitting down on a Koran. So all we have is this Professor Bean fellow . . . "

    The rest is history.
     
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    I feel my professor handled an explosive situation very well
     
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    And in other news the school has changed it's anthem to the timeless classic from John Lee Hooker, Boom Boom Boom
     
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    Arrrrrrrrgh! I can't stand this pun -- ishment . . . :truce:
     
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    The Sunni Advanced Educational Collegiate Program has supplied us with part of this professors training manual. Here it is:

    [video=dailymotion;xtwd4]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtwd4_show-biz-bugs-7_fun[/video]
     
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    LOL you have to admit this stuff just writes itself. I would say all the late night hosts are thanking God for having their monologues pre- written for the next week
     
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    Oh I can just see it now. "Now for an explosive news item . . . ."
     
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    Well I be jiggered if I can see where the professor could have gone wrong following that instruction set. It'll just have to remain a huge mystery . . . :crossbones:
     
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    I've already recommended that the NEA nominate him for Teacher of the Year. Let's face it, you just don't find that kind of dedication to the craft anymore. He didn't just teach the material, he became a part of it. Many - parts of it.
     
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    Correct. Obviously he was an adherent of the classic teacher's bromide of "Don't tell . . . show."
     

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