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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Tasteless Humor 3 Lord How Many More?



    By instruction from Lady @Falena :worship:
    the second Tasteless Humor thread has become to weighty
    and a third is now necessary to entertain all those PF off center sorts.

    Lady @Falena :worship: uploaded
    Mod Edit/Links to previous threads
    http://www.politicalforum.com/index.php?threads/tasteless-humor.365845/

    http://www.politicalforum.com/index...the-second-one.551338/page-85#post-1071364477
    Newbies need not miss out on tasteless history.




    So here to initiate the Third Thread of Tasteless humor


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    Moi     :oldman:








    No Canada-1.jpg
    Support the Dual Wall Solution!
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.    ​
     
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    I looked into her eyes, deep into the emerald green, my heart fluttered, I felt a connection, something deeper, something magical, I was transported to another place and I thought, blimey these binoculars are brilliant.
     
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    And for God's sake men, wash your hands before you use the restroom. You'll regret it if you don't.
     
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    That happened to my brother. It was so painful he thought he’d have to go to hospital and to hell with the embarrassment. The pain started to subside in a reasonable time.
     
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    I knew a guy who tried masturbating with BenGay. What's more, he admitted it. But apparently it was worth it to describe the pain he experienced moments after he started. Once it starts burning, it doesn't stop for a very long time.

    Same guy was a gun nut. He ended up with a grocery bag full of old gun powder. He decided to dispose of it by torching it off in the fireplace.

    The fireball blew back and burned off all the hair on his face and the front half of his head. When I went by to see him, he was lying on his stomach on the bed with his head hanging over the edge. This allowed the constant stream draining from his nose to flow into a bucket on the floor. I asked him if he's ever considered masturbating with BenGay to kill the time.
     
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    There is no "reasonable" time for that pain to subside.
    You are a bad person.
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