Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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Fifty ten hull

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Is it true George Santos made a baby with his partner and it had to be born c-section? I don't believe for a second that he preformed the operation on him. Did he?

 

Haha.
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FACEBOOK itself is fake. Regardless — members of Congress are not mandated to get poked.
Nothing to "Ha - ha" about ...

 

Haha yes.

 

Still a hoax.. 1st.. it's not a 'vaccine" it mRNA therapy, and 2. doesn't protect against the effects of the virus, and 3. seems more and more it is coming out that the clot shot is killing and disbling people .. to a high percentage, sorry Sally.

I'l be doubling up my prayers for the brothers and sisters in Oz, I know thay were mandated to take the shot.

 

Still, Congress isn’t exempt from vaccinations.

 

What’s Your Name, Sailor?
The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him,

\-“Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?”

\- “John,” the new seaman replied.

\- “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, whatever. And you are to refer to me as ‘Master Chief.’ Do I make myself clear?”

\- “Aye, Aye, Master Chief!”

\- “Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?”

The seaman sighed.

\- “Darling, My name is John Darling, Master Chief.”

\- “Okay, John, here’s what I want you to do ….”

 

Three sailors are discussing their cargo
They are used to transporting goods and make a good living doing so, this time however they've been tasked with taking 300 boxes of penis shaped potatoes across the channel and they all think it's a joke.

"We'll be a laughing stock" says the first sailor.

"I'll never be able to live it down" says the second.

"Let's tell the captain that we've decided not to go" says the third.

Headstrong they head to the captains quarters to voice their displeasure and inform him of their decision.

The captain hears them out but ultimately disagrees and informs them that they'll be going ahead with the journey.

"But we've got you outvoted 3 to 1" the sailors cried in unison.

"You fools" said the captain "you're all forgetting one thing!"

"What's that?" Exclaimed the sailors.

The captain stood tall and addressed them powerfully.

"That this isn't a democracy..."

"It's a dick tater ship!"

 

oh groan punnery has to be the lowest form of humor.

 

wonderful... found a sponge bob that did it for me.

I have much fun with the bad translations between American English and Mexican Spanish