Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Leftist tears after hearing President Trump nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize

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    Not surprising that this guy did. Anti-immigration, anti-Muslims, pro tax cuts for the rich. Yep Trump's kinda jackboot.
     
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    Clive Anderson, Clive James, Clive Woodward...they're not important
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    The West Indian cricketer Clive Lloyd...he's important. Because black Clives matter.
     
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    One cool cricketer.
     
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    MURPHY showed up at mass one Sunday. He’d never been to church in his life and afterwards the priest said: Jokes of the week“Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to mass. What made ya come?”

    Murphy said: “I have to be honest, Father. I misplaced me hat and I know McGlynn has a hat just like mine, and he comes to church every Sunday.

    “I also knew he had to take off his hat during mass and would leave it at the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after communion and steal his hat.”

    The priest said: “Well, I notice you didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”

    Murphy replied: “Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments I decided I didn’t need to steal his hat.”

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    With a tear in his eye the priest said: “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ you decided you’d rather do without your hat than burn in hell?”

    Murphy shook his head.

    “No, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left it.”
     
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    An English soldier, an American soldier and a Russian soldier found themselves sharing a tent while on a military exercise and the conversation turned towards how well fed each of them was.

    "In the Russian Army we have 2000 calories of food a day," said the Russian. "Well," said the Englishman, "In the British Army we are given 4000 calories of food a day." "That's nothing," said the American, "in the US Army we have 8000 calories of food a day". At this the Russian got very annoyed. "Nonsense," he said, "how could one man eat so much cabbage?
     
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    The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

    “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

    “The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

    “What’s the good news?”

    “Your cholesterol is 130.”
     
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