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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Does that joke translate into cricket?
     
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    Ha!
     
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    I sooooo misread that at 3 am. Tale became tail in my mind and elected came out with a Chinese pronunciation.
     
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    Haha.
    At 3am? Your neighbour singing again?
     
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    No, old men tend to need to be awake at 3 am, even if briefly.
     
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    Ditto old women!
     
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    Great line from the movie "Undercover Grandpa" "We're old men, we have to get up 6 times a night to piss...4 times in the toilet."
     
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    A study conducted in the United States showed that:
    1. The popular sport of the urban population is basketball

    2. Favourite sport of maintenance people is bowling

    3. The favourite sport of the average staff is football

    4. The favourite sport of senior staff is baseball

    5. The favourite sport of directors is tennis

    6. The favourite sport of business owners is golf.



    In conclusion - the higher your position, the smaller the balls!
     
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    Trump used to play marbles until he lost them.
     
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    Very good one!
     
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    Yeah but only to kick the old man out of bed before he has an "accident".
     
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    An attorney was working late one night in his office when, suddenly, Satan appeared before him. The Devil made him an offer. “I will make it so you win every case that you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will worship you, your colleagues will be in awe, and you will make enormous amounts of money. But, in return, you must give me your soul, your wife’s soul, the souls of your children, your parents, grandparents, and those of all the your friends.” The lawyer thought about it for a moment, then asked, “But what’s the catch?”
     
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    A young lawyer, defending a businessman in a lawsuit, feared he was losing the case and asked his senior partner if he should send a box of cigars to the judge to curry favor. The senior partner was horrified. “The judge is an honorable man,” he said, “If you do that, I guarantee you’ll lose the case!” Eventually, the judge ruled in the young lawyers favor. “Aren’t you glad you didn’t send those cigars?” the senior partner asked. “Oh, I did send them,” the younger lawyer replied. “I just enclosed my opponents business card with them.”
     
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    What do you call a 500 pound women with a yeast infection?....A whopper with cheese! Bonus points if you dress up like Ronald MCdonald and tell this joke in burger king and go to jail. I'll pay your bail even if it takes my beer $.
     
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    Gawd!
     
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